No email means no worky

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    3 hours ago

    Incorrect, using Microslop’s Co-Worker Simulator you can send emails to a virtual AI version of your coworker, solve the issue and keep working!

    Go ahead, write your email and send it out! Microslop Offlook will automatically craft a realistic looking Virtual Email Response based on Microslop’s Identity Database information on the recipient and place it in your inbox, identical looking to a Manual Human Email! All without asking you or your coworker!

    Efficiency: It is what Microslop does -> supercharge your small business slop with V.E.R. technology now!

    ~note: cellular data plan needed to use Microslop Co-Worker Simulator~

  • EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 hour ago

    Is this why my work phone email hasn’t updated since yesterday? I was too lazy to go to my work laptop, so just decided to sleep all day instead.

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    4 hours ago

    Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?

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      2 hours ago

      I had the same reaction! I had to log into the screwy web portal and test it to realize it was something else entirely.

  • m3t00🌎@piefed.world
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    3 hours ago

    took actually usefull stuff and made it barely useful. subscriptions are 365 wonderful. how about a robot to help you ping the server. try again later. payment due again.

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    3 hours ago

    They make half a billion dollars profit a day… I’m sure they are doing ok. The only thing that would make a difference is if we all stop using Windows, Office, Edge, Hotmail etc.

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    3 hours ago

    Sending an email to a client, it went from Temporary server error to General failure. Good stuff.