No email means no worky

They tried to warn us.
We didn’t listen
*Microsoft 364
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook
Real Inbox Zero hour, who up?
Incorrect, using Microslop’s Co-Worker Simulator you can send emails to a virtual AI version of your coworker, solve the issue and keep working!
Go ahead, write your email and send it out! Microslop Offlook will automatically craft a realistic looking Virtual Email Response based on Microslop’s Identity Database information on the recipient and place it in your inbox, identical looking to a Manual Human Email! All without asking you or your coworker!
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~note: cellular data plan needed to use Microslop Co-Worker Simulator~
Quick throw more AI at it! That’ll fix it for sure!
not best outlook
Is this why my work phone email hasn’t updated since yesterday? I was too lazy to go to my work laptop, so just decided to sleep all day instead.
Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?
Oh is that whats going on? I thought they were jerking my chain with third party email clients.
I had the same reaction! I had to log into the screwy web portal and test it to realize it was something else entirely.
Microslop gonna Microslop
Ugh, the last part of my day. Assessing what undocumented processes are mission critical and relies on email…ugh.
Yah I was trying to arrange a meeting but the email kept bouncing. Thanks, Microslop!
Even when it is working it’s broken by default.
took actually usefull stuff and made it barely useful. subscriptions are 365 wonderful. how about a robot to help you ping the server. try again later. payment due again.
They make half a billion dollars profit a day… I’m sure they are doing ok. The only thing that would make a difference is if we all stop using Windows, Office, Edge, Hotmail etc.
Using Linux and everything else not Microsoft:
“I’m doing my part!”
Sending an email to a client, it went from Temporary server error to General failure. Good stuff.







