Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?
They had to get the film developed & digitized.
Fuck, I’m old.
Yes, next question
How many nose piercings are considered “too many?”
If they impede your breathing you’ve definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste
You shouldn’t be able to taste them
Short tongue? 👅
No, this so why you have friends
Seventy-five.
Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.
Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.
the ones that you personally don’t like. piercings and tattoos aren’t about other people.
Yes.
To be fair, it was the math enjoyer’s 4/20 yesterday. You’ve reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.
Even the prime number days?
1st of may is still a couple of months away…
And you don’t need to make up a holiday for it, it’s already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that’s a bit too red for ya it’s also Beltane, but you’re more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It’s really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones
No that’s a different holiday
no it’s how high are you sir
About 185. Why?
Okay well pull the brisket at 203 and then we’ll have ribs
First of May is a holiday already too!
Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.
Beat me to it.
May the first be with you obi-wan
I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.
The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year…
I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.
Feb 10? Idea of March? May 25? June 30?
Mafs
I’ve always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao (I also happen to have the same birthday as trump)
I’m sorry for your loss
Guys I know of a magic trick.
Multiply your date of birth by 4 and add 815162342 to your social security number and publish it.
Make sure to sign off on the comment with your legal name in the wingdings font.
How do you multiply your date of birth by 4?
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Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.
1/1111/1-
Shit, are you telling me i was born on cocaine day?
You’re luck to be alive!
I’ve not done cocaine nor know of it’s culture. Child you explain the joke?
Is 3 lines or four lines.
Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.
1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.
Ty!
What would be the average number of lines one would do?
Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.
The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.
I see, thanks for enlightening me and glad to have set up the joke.
It must smell really nice :p
That’s another joke “I just like the smell”
If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.
In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.
So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.
If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.
How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.
You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”
I’m European so I celebrate it every day at 5.
Lucky, I live in Europe and prefer not to have the state attempt to destroy my life because I took a toke.
Hmm. Does that mean 2/10, 3/15, 5/25, and 6/30 are also viable?
Yes
Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.
Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure
And 40th of August.
Wait…
On the 35th day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me…
Call it Sep 10!
Oh yeah, the 20th month! It’s my favourite month
/jk
show off
At least 1st of May is a date that can actually happen.
unfortunately, “4-20” has much more of a ring than “20-of-4”
also it starts a turf war when you challenge the American date format
Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.
Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.
Yeah, also April 20 is some dude’s birthday that we don’t celebrate
Also the day Avicii died.
Asmongold, and Hitler.
Andy Serkis? George Takei?
… oh nevermind, found the one you’re talking about.
Napoleon III?
Edit: oh wait… It was… Someone else. TIL
Fucking YIKES
TIL
Eh, I feel it’s still appropriate. Guy didn’t like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol’ cloud of silly smoke.
