I confess… I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.
Of course.
“Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I’ll never buy from again”
I’m 1970-01-01, myself.
Wow! What are the odds we were both born on the same day?
and exactly at midnight, too!
The moment we hit 2021 I’ve never scrolled further than 2000.
I have a lot of birthdays on the new year!
No way! Me too! Happy belated, btw.
Used to be 01/01/1900
I have read the terms and conditions
I am secretly a raccoon.
And I’m not actually a sloth.
I thought we were… cute animal friends… and now this?
I am so sorry I know this has got to hurt
I’m 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.
I fucking knew it
I’m a big fan!
I’m not lying about anything on the Internet (snicker)
I generally lie about my age, depends on the input format. If I have to type it out manually ill be truthful, if I have to scroll all the wheels im born on the 1st of January and whatever the year wheel lands on after a big spin
Dun nu nu nu nu nu the PRICE IS RIGHT.
No, I’ve been saying I’m a virgin since day 1.
I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I’m well beyond 100 years old.
Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.
I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.
Is the second games combat any easier?
inb4 “git gud”
I tried. That’s the problem.
It’s not fundamentally different but it is improved. If you keep your armor on and load up on potions you can probably mash your way through anything.
gitter gudder?
I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.
Holy shit. I hope they never find out, they’d probably be devastated. What next, do you spit lies when someone asks how you’re doing???
Fine, thanks. And you?
Yes.
(This comment is a lie on the internet)
I’m lying about what I’m really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit’s bannable.
Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.
I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it’s murder.
I too fully believe there could be a list of people that, if all of them somehow died at the same time, we could save the world and billions of lives. Who is on this list I don’t know, but I believe it can exist.
Yeah, uh, I also don’t have a list or anything. I mean, one could exist, like you said. CONVERSATION OVER.
I don’t view them as people so its ok
Same.
As a dog I can tell you that I don’t lie on the internet. Being a good boy doesn’t come from nothing!
Steamed hams! They’re steamed hams!!
Nice try FBI
There’s some “unpleasant” parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I’m practically a different person on every social media platform.
Thats normal. Just dont pretend like youre fooling everyone.
