penis: GUITAR STRING
What the…who would…why…and even worse: how to get it out again? No wait, I don’t wanna know.
Yeah, that’s really sounding like a bad time.
Have my angry upvote…
I can’t tell if your choice of words were intentionally punny or coincidental 😁
Remember those rip cord toy cars? Like that.
Like a beyblade
Let 'em RIP!
I wonder if it was the D string.
objects that i have shoved up my arse 2025 edition
#goals
Marbles? I mean, what’s the problem here other than with your plumbing when they get flushed?
lightbulb in the butt 💀
I just wanted to see if I could make it light up if I accrued enough static electricity, okay?!
This is perfectly reasonable.
Everything I stuck in my ass did not get stuck…last year
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Uncooked pasta?
I’m dissapointed in the detail of the medical reports. Was it spaghetti, rotini, gnocci? Also the battery in the peen. Was it an AAA, a D, a 9V?
My level of childish humour enjoyment depends on the details.
bet it was lasagna noodles.
Obviously fuscilli
I can’t be the only one who read the title as “Defecator”, right?
