This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of their own orifices. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits,…
I’m dissapointed in the detail of the medical reports. Was it spaghetti, rotini, gnocci? Also the battery in the peen. Was it an AAA, a D, a 9V?
My level of childish humour enjoyment depends on the details.
bet it was lasagna noodles.