Surely that’s more of an Easter gift?
Yeah the Christmas version is the “Perform Baby Jesus’ Bris By Yourself!” package.
The historians are having rage blackouts over celebrating in the wrong month.
Everything is “sold separately” these days. The main kit doesn’t even come with the Spear of Longinus?
Ugh don’t even get him started on the Resurrection DLC
just get a lego spear. you saved your legos from when you were a kid, right?
My son wants to buy one for each of his atheist friends.
i’m pagan and i want one
I tried making a joke about this but all the jokes I had were offensive to different types of people so i just gave up.
But what if you not making a joke were offensive to me?
straight to jail
The seal has already been broken by the original post
That’s where I am right now, lol. Instead of not posting I’ll simply nod in solidarity with you.
we know the jokes we want to make lol
I figured out one that won’t offend!
IKEA Jesus. You even get an extra nail just in case.
The best kind of joke.
Seems more like an Easter basket stuffer.
Nailed it!
Seems like something good to do on a Friday.
Lol what’s with the word spell check in this?
The word “exis” is flagged because it’s missing a “t”.
The word exist does not in fact fully exist. I need a sit down.
That red squiggly under the unfinished word is perfect for a shitpost : )
I want one.
