They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

Damn, you saw this first.

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

Well they have to be convicted first.

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

She killed those puppies.

I don’t know what that is.

Rufus would probably tell you there is no such thing as Rufus.

It’s not literally a cradle of filth?

I like how Fortnite is part of this.

The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.

THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX

No

What the fuck am I looking at?

I just choked on water reading this.