Ball peen clearly.

In practice he would have to be celibate.

Tell that to The Doctor! /s

What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

By that logic they saw a god. But I’d ask if they need a starship first. Then that would confirm if they were a god.

But that isn’t a Meta company.

And there is a big chance those of us clearly not on there can’t see them post about that denial.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the person hired to fire themselves.

Look you have to thank Gene Roddenberry for this invention.

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

I left after the API price hike.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

Damn it. Are they all crazy because of the lack of water they aren’t getting?

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

Yes, no one has actually seen these numbers before.

EDIT: Trump continues to demonstrate that he either doesn’t understand how numbers work or refuses to accept what the numbers represent. How the fuck is there more than 100%? I’m going to comment on this based on the cropped quote, not having read anything else. You can’t have more than 100%. That would mean the crossings at the boarder completely stopped and in addition to that there are people who decided to give up their citizenship or residency status and leave the country. That just isn’t how numbers work.

Or he is just lying completely or refuses to know what is actually happening.