That must have tasted absolutely revolting
You don’t drink it for the taste, you drink it for the thrust
Just for tips or bottoms, too?
Absolutely just the tip, no more, no less.
you would shit out of both ends.
we call that “helicoptering”.
you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.
Or “sprinklering” if you’re in the yard at the time.
New weight loss trend!
Homie shat his entire self
Shits back on the menu boys.
Can I get it served on a shingle?
Now, that’s true shitposting!
Thank you for your service 🫡
Self made emenea
Anemone?
An enemy?
An enema?
Enemæ
Your username is quite suited for this conversation right here.
You try spelling that word at 8am with no coffee
The solution is right up there
TFW you shit so hard your cheeks leave the seat momentarily.
That’s the spirit!
Tactical X-lax
Let’s shit this out onto a tray… Nice, mkay.
