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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前

Good advice

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Good advice

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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    But what’s left of the internet. You’re saying somebody should make like some content that not shit?

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  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 天前

    I can’t.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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    1 天前

    Stop fantasizing about falling in love with literally any person who is nice to you and breaking your own heart.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      9356

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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      What about someone who spent 6 hours forming a strong connection with you then you literally never hear from them again?

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        It wasnt a strong connection from both sides. Its hard but it happens.

        • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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          I mean clearly. We scheduled time to talk the following day too. She wanted a text as soon as I got up.

          Bam. Nothing. Something happened in the ~8 hours we didn’t talk that changed all that. I don’t know what. I will never know what.

          • 1984@lemmy.today
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            I probably dont have to tell you about modern women… Or maybe I do… Anyway, you can find lots of examples on YouTube about how some of them behave.

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    You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mom!!

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    I needed to read this exactly right now.

    • zeca@lemmy.ml
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      21 小时前

      Was gonna comment the same thing…

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    Fuck my feelings. They got me into this mess in the first place.

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    When my SO does this I always reference this scene in Duck Soup as a way to gently point out what they’re doing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcbglml9KRo

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    Tell that to my malfunctioning neocortex.

  • TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world
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    But what will I think about under the shower?

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Boobs. Butts. That sort of thing.

      • TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world
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        Damn, your life sounds awesome.

        I just think about my inevitable demise and the one of my loved ones.

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    Bro, I’m trying…

  • Lung@lemmy.world
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    Install this sign into your home to automate gaslighting your partner

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Whenever an argument starts, just silently point at the sign.

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