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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours ago

We are good up to Leopards. Sorry about the Tiger.

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We are good up to Leopards. Sorry about the Tiger.

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours ago
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  • arrakeen_urbanite@feddit.online
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    2 hours ago

    Should have specified Felis catus

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    Monthly pet rent?! Is this a pet sitter?

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      I would assume it’s rent and that’s why there is a 2 pet limit. Kind of insane.

    • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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      they would charge per occupant if it wasn’t for those regressive pro child birthing laws

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 hours ago

    If I let my Leopard eat the landlord’s face I won’t pay any rent. Sounds good.

    $35 a month pet rent…

    Fuck the capitalistic system, may the landlord’s all die.

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    9 hours ago

    Perhaps it’s cumulative. 200lbs worth of cats total.

    • wischi@programming.dev
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      The last line says 2 pets max. So two small Snow Leopards maybe?

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      8 hours ago

      That’s a lot of cats.

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    14 hours ago

    Cat Cat

    • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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      Felis Catus

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    13 hours ago

    Do you know if they actually check? My leopard has let himself go a bit and may not be typical.

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    Do you have the address been looking for somewhere to rent that i can keep my Leopard?

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    14 hours ago

    Sad Khajiit noises…

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      Happy 185LB Khajiit noises!

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        This one weighs 83.914 kilos though.

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          It costs 400,000 treats to feed this cat… for 12 seconds.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meow_(cat)

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    So a small female leopard would be allowed?

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      Two leopards, there’s a two pet limit!

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      If you pay the $250 deposit and $35/month pet rent. 👍

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What if my tiger is still a baby? 🤔

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      That’s fine, but once it’s past the limit, do NOT attempt to flush it away. It will be very mad at you for turning it into a wet claw tornado.

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    Seems reasonable

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