I’m listening to a podcast for about 10 years now. I still enjoy it, they are my age, and generally i find their opinions very agreeable. One thing that kinda shook me is how much they agree that as a man, you DO NOT sit and pee. It came two or more times and i find it one of the weirdest hill to die on. They went as far as saying that if they would visit one another and one would theoretically walk into someone taking a pee and they would sit there, it would probably change their whole relationship. A relationship that is being friends and business partners for like 20 years. It’s not some Alpha male podcast, it’s about video games and the hosts are 40 year old left leaning nerds.

The point is that they don’t sit.

Put product into duckduckgo. Look for low price.

Noooo, you don’t get it bro. This is the future. Use your cromium gamimg browser that your favourite youtuber sold you. Give the pedophile your credit card and hope for the best. Don’t live behind a rock.

But somehow i’m the paranoid idiot

The uk had it pretty bad last year, this year could be worse. Or global warming goes into high gear and we’re alö saved

It’s kinda crazy. I’m 41 now and 10 or 15 years ago i often read that people said that they have no friend. And i thought that’s more of a joke, like people knline joke about how they wanna kill themselves or whatever, because i had multiple friend groups, and would see a lot of them almost daily.

Suddenly, people moved away, were in relationships, had kids, died or you just realized that you are not friends anymore.

I talked to my girlfriend about our wedding and she asked me who i would invite. I had to think for a bit and said, i dunno, my sister… And that’s pretty much it, since i marry my best and kind of only friend. Then she thought about it and said: my parents, and… Fuck, i don’t have any friends either, except you.

God i hate that corpo speach so much. He was a pdf file. Shut the fuck up asshole.

I have only ised chatbots a handful of times, and only if i needed to 3d print something and let it write a simple code. If it works, great, but the fucking thing doesn’t understand when it doesn’t. Suddenly you have floating parts, or parts that otherwise make no sense. “Yes, you are right, i fixed it, now it should work.” No it doesn’t, you fucked it up more. “The part should just fit on your print bed if you angle it right.” What do you mean? It’s 3 times the size. “Yes, you are right, it’s too big to fit on the print bed.”

Anf people call it actually intelligent. It absolutely blows me away. I’m convinced these people’s brains got fried in the process, or the just enjoy the fact that someone or something keeps telling them that they are right over and over again.

I was gonna recommend the same. Have been using them for 2 month and absolutely love them.

Did they die or turned out to be… Weird? I had both.

While i was checking the steam sale yesterday, my monitor greenscreened. So i guess i don’t need any new games

I have no social media and that’s a red flag apparently

I had that watch while teachers told me that.

I think that’s the best part about the game. They didn’t make a game for everyone. They made this ultra specific game that looks amazing, it is funny, it has hundreds of thousand voicelines. The movment is the best i have ever seen in a game. It’s complicated as fuck, the later you start playing, the more characters you have to learn. But still, they cracked over 200k players last week after the update, and it is still invite only. I really enjoy my time right now, because i feel like we’re in the good old times right now, before it goes public and the lootboxes roll out.

Oprah was always shit for losers

He should be a smash jit in america then

Because we’ve always done it makes it okay? We have burned witches for so long, why did we stop? People held animals and ate them when needed, eating them was a luxory or a necessity. We torture animals in the most horrific ways possible and destroy the planet doing so. Everyone with more than two braincells knows it’s wrong and unnecessary. We don’t kill animals because we need it, we throw away half the animals we torture because we can.

Future generations, if they even exist will absolutely look back on us and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us and why we treated pigs so bad that they eat their own feet or smashed their skulls in because they were scared in their little gas chamber. I know people who like animals are annoying cunts, but you know what’s more annoying? Caring for animals and knowing what we do to them because bacon in kinda good i guess.

It’s somewhere under F tier

This has to be the ultimate shitposts. -7 upvotes. I don’t even know at this point if it’s better to up or downvote

Silvester Stallone saif in an interview that he assumed you scrape your feces using them like chopsticks. I really like that no one really knows how to use them, it doesn’t matter, and it’s more fun that way. But the fact that tge main character is not only wrong, he also doesn’t seem to know what chopsticks are and how to use them is even more funny.

I honestly just finds it absurd that soda is usually as expensive as water. Or water is a few cents cheaper. I mean i drink water anyway, but still.