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I suck dicks
I load/unload planes
I do job, I now also do job that’s a bit like my job, I now also do John’s job,I now also do Jane’s job, I now also do the third party’s job.
I’m a developerI’m a devops technology admin engineer receptionist oh and just now cleaner as wellI photograph bones ☠️
Cum on camera
OF is a real job
I code
The requirements said three words, that’s how know you’re a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.
“I write code”
“Refrigerator Wifi Firmware”
3 words, but my job is still bullshit.
So you’re the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!
You’ve been tagged as fridge ads. 🤭
You are the firmware?
I write code. ✔️ Real job.
I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.
I fell trees!
you can use “fell” as a transitive verb. it’s a little archaic but sounds cozy.
I jack lumber.
I jack off
Sysadmin or if you insist Systems Administrator.
My printer is acting crazy, I know it’s your lunch, but can you help me out?
DM’d you the solution
I tried unplugging it, but now I don’t even have an error light.
Nvm I fixed it thanks
I fix things.
We need to lower standards. Really. To something like “if your job makes other people worse, it’s bullshit work”. A lot of good people do stupid job just to put food on the table
Everybody do the flop!
I jerk off.
Almost everybody??
I have a limited number of appointments available. Easy, but not cheap.
Is this a war on being specific?
If a fisherman says “I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat”, is that a bullshit job?
If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss’ ego describes his job as “I encourage excellence” does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?
I guide people
Why is everyone always annoyed at managers?
“I encourage excellence” - Chef Excellence
I Beer Lego
