Chud ♾️.
Everyone needs a hobby.
I want to believe this is fake, but I know people like this exist…
Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.
Ahh that’s why he’s still supporting Trump. He likes getting fucked in the ass., but doesn’t want to be called “gay”. Poor little snowflake.
Skinny arms, skinny torso… neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
This is pretty funny, but you can clearly see where the dildo rack has been photoshopped in.
A nicer dildo rack was photoshopped in to cover the trash dildo rack that was there before. The dildos are OG
The guy also doesn’t have the muscle mass to operate a dildo.
There’s no way this guy could afford that many high quality dildos
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
If you take out the rack I think…i think it makes it worse.
What, is the rack covering a lolicon manga collection?
Known fact: Northerners LOVE dildoes.
That there is a 5th generation dildo farmer. His pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn’t have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.
It’s hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the invention of the combine harvester. His family prospered thanks to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildos up his ass.
It’s not much, it’s dog honest work?
pero = but
perro = dog
There are at least 4 Bad Dragon toys on that shelf. I’d defend them too. Those fuckers are expensive
I was about to say, just from the few BD toys I can identify, that’s an easy $4-600 depending on size.
Are you two spending hours wistfully browsing the BD catalogue?
Are you knot?! I easily have 2k USD in bad dragon toys.
Did you mean to spell it “knot” instead of “not”?!
Myeeeeess owo
You randy bugger!
The South Rides Dick Again!
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
Based on that neck, I’d say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.
Charger!
“you jerk with your left hand” wow, such embarassing. What will the neighbors think??
Honestly I’d need to see them in the same position anyway. Angles can be wildly deceiving for arms.
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
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Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense, I have no clue what they actually wrote. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Edit: or disable replies on deleted comments. It’s pretty easy to mess with people, as things currently are
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entire thread becomes lockedIf you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol
I figured it was something silly like that. I just can’t help but make that joke at every time I can. I hope you also got a little kick out of it!
I did poop a lil’ bit
You’re welcome and/or sorry!
fr I find attractive rednecks who likes their prostate to be obliterated
What exactly in the hell have I stumbled into here
The “Superior” Race here folks. Peak humanity.
(/s if not obvious)
What you don’t think he’s peak?
That there is a five-star man.
When he peaks, all of Philadelphia is going to feel it.
