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Two Twitter posts. The original is by Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve, and it reads “10 year old me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm I need glue and construction paper for my project due tomorrow.” There is an attached picture of Homelander from The Boys exhaling with a fearful expression on his face. The second post is replying to the original post. It’s is by Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi O @roywoodjr and it reads “6th grade I forgot the science fair was next day. 10pm in a panic, I find a loaf of molded bread my pops forgot to throw out. Made a study on mold, moisture & air. Got 2nd place in the school. 5th in the city. Bread so moldy I was praised for “conducting weeks of research”.
It’s an alternate universe where Captain America became tolerant of Nazis, then became one. And also he can fly and has laser eyes.
He also shot someone’s dick off with the said laser eyes while laughing.
I think Soldier Boy is Cap, Homelander is capitalist American (whom the Nazis took a lot of inspiration from) Superman. In any case the satire is well and truly lost on the people it’s aimed at.
Superman would have rescued the passengers one by one if that’s what was necessary. Just sayin’
supes can just rewind time as many times as he needs to get 'em all