Something terrible.

Probably cause mass inflation and a return to bartering.

I’d house and feed the homeless, rescue a SHIT LOAD of farm animals, and generally be a good person. But that’s why I’ll never be uber rich.

Keep it to myself and fund projects I like (under the assumption that I could get a million € per h for example)

fund research in high density cities with good public trans. don’t pay high but comes with housing, education, food, and other various perks. The housing and research institutes will have no parking.

Tell no one, obscure monetary transactions to the best of my ability, and fund global communism

I’d sell an e-book about this glitch on Amazon and generate passive income!

Abuse the fuck out of it so I could right as many wrongs as I could with said money.

• Tell absolutely no one.
• Helping the people who did help me when I was in need of help.
• Live an simple, boring life.
• Continue studying what I like (I love learning).

Build and buy media networks and hire the best investigative journalists. Back centre-left political parties worldwide and back unions and backstop strike funds until the whole world strikes like the French. Fund electrified mass transit, renewable energy and passivehouse construction and urban controlled-environment agriculture. Fund orphanages, school food programs and poverty alleviation and social justice causes.

I’d also start an eco-religion whose funding goes to a land trust that buys important and sensitive lands to return to wilderness and 50% can be lightly used by humans as national parks and 50% is forbidden for humans at all. Church of Gaia. The church would have monks who work as rangers/land defenders to enforce the holy order.

I would live a quiet simple life in a relatively modest but comfortable passive house on a permaculture farm. My “car” would be a selection of percheron horses and a small selection of carriage/wagons.

Not ask the internet what I would do – revealing that I’ve found an infinite money glitch.

Yes, it has happened to me.

I had put my money into the ticket vending machine on the train platform. The ticket came out, but the machine could not cut off the paper properly. Well, not too serious, I could live with that ticket that was looking just a little bit crumpled. After several seconds, an error message appeared on the screen. Then the machine decided to give me my money back. So I had both: my ticket and my money.

I liked that so much that I tried it again, and it gave exactly the same result again.

I could probably have repeated it for hours, but then my train appeared. :-)

Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.

One guy already found this hack and created a shitty “AI” company