Say what one more time!
Say what one more time!
Had one application that would (somethings) give the message: Hey baby, you’re an object.
Some users where not amused.
That’s definitely fixed my friend.
Where’s Major Tom?
So you had Yahoo email too 😉
Seagate - bought 3 of their drives . All 3 failed within a month of the warranty being up. But they said “Warranty is up so suck it”; two can play that game.
That is a question of faith my friend.
Funny you should mention this - we must have both worked at the same place.
BLUF - Management required us to mark wrong number calls as “closed, not resolved”. Next day I had 6 calls all day (really slow Sat) with 2 wrong numbers. I didn’t meet my statistics for 90%+ “first call resolution” - because the idiots in management required me to mark two as “not resolved”.
I had to build a spreadsheet and trace in detail all 6 of my calls to show them why.
One of my SOs supervisors actually gave gold stars for good work. These were full grown adults, with children/mortgages/cars and, they thought, professional careers. She had worked there over 30 years when this happened.
Moral was quite affected by this “genius idea”!
If only they had purchased a smart employee that could count (like you) to do this job instead of a “stupid cow that can’t count”, this could have all been avoided. /s
Glad to hear they got what they wanted!
I’ve been a Christian all my life; I’m really, really sure that Christ can not only “restore” a body from nothing but make it much better than it was before. At least, I hope He plans to make it much better 😃
This brings back memories.
When I was in university, I worked in the computer services department (IT services for the campus). A social science prof down the hall would use a program called SPSS (Statistics Package for Social Sciences) to do various statistics on data sets.
It was available on two platforms: PC & VAX
The PC had about 4 MB of RAM. The VAX (a large centralized computer) had much more (not sure the amount, but I’m guessing around 256 MB at least). The data sets they were using would sometimes require more RAM to process than the PC had (even with swap space), and would give an “out of memory” error.
They always came down the hall and would ask us what to do. The answer was always the same, “Some combination of: get more RAM/swap space for the PC, shrink the data set, simplify the complexity of the query or run it on the VAX server.”
They finally started saying, “We connect to VAX, get more memory?”
I don’t know if they thought using telnet to connect to the VAX actually caused the local PC to gain RAM or not but it was an inside pun for the department for a couple of years ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .
Not in 'merica it don’t!
So many people I’ve met don’t have a clue about critical thinking/reasoning.
I thought that is what I said.
Can’t say any of them last, but Teaberry was always a brand I liked.
I’m a traditionalist, so bias. I just never got a round to radials.
Woops, but WTF. How does anyone screw up that bad?
Guess they believed Putlers storyline about Ukraine being full of Nazis.
As a farmer who’s family has grown probably 2M+ bushes of soybeans since they became popular in the 70s. I can truly say that the worst part is spending night after night with little needles injecting the Republican poison into the fattest beans.
/s - do I really need this here? Oh hell yeah!
Actually, this is Clark County Indiana (not Nevada). But I’m sure there is plenty of corruption to go around.