🙀 Quite right, my mistake.

“Yours” should not have an apostrophe.

I AM THE LAW!

This is basically “Weekend at Bernie’s”, using the likeness of a dead man as a puppet.

Relevant sketch from SNL

The Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.

The Bagger 288 wreaks total utter devastation.

The Bagger 288 contains an artificial mind.

This mind is full of hatred, violence is its sole vocation.

apt | cowsay

If only there was a way to build that function directly into the phone.

It would be obvious the moment he opens his mouth. That stupid word salad is instantly recognizable.

I had not heard of that one, thanks! Looks like a good extension.

There’s also RFC3339, which is freely available and compatible with the most common ISO8501 profile.

Rock and stone forever! ⛏️

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

I switched to Ubuntu a few months ago, and all my Steam games work just fine. Never looking back.

That’s correct. IM-1 in Feb 2024 and IM-2 in Mar 2025 both ended with tipped-over landers.

Headline is misleading. The Nokia hardware worked fine; it’s the host vehicle from Intuitive Machines that tipped over and ran out of power.

Startup time. RAM consumption. Privacy.

It’s usually because of cheap electrolytic capacitors. Letting a $10+ item die because they were too cheap to pay $0.25 instead of $0.15 for a properly rated component.

That’s weird, the computer says everyone was born January 1, 1900.

All I see is “Crush your enemies, see them driven before you”.