I AM KENOUGH
I AM KENOUGH
I AM KENOUGH
I AM KENOUGH

Weak. You want to stop a train quickly, just suplex it.

“ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!”

“Did I hear a rock and stone?”

Thanks, I hate it. One more set of batteries, one more flaky wireless link to troubleshoot. Please take all those fancy electronics, and put them inside the phone where they belong.

Where do you plug in your headphones?

“Whosoever holds this screwdriver, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” -Odin, probably

Can confirm. I once had a letter opener made to look like a tiny katana, with a scabbard and everything. It was fucking awesome.

Who could have predicted that hanging ten conflicting kernel-level anti-cheat installations might cause compatibility problems?

Yes, they were organic dyes. At the time, those were the only kind. Maybe it’s gotten better over the years.

This is terrible advice. Most writable DVDs degrade quickly, even if they’re stored away from sunlight and heat. Every single one of my burned DVDs from more than a few years back is completely unreadable.

Update: I missed the very important line about M-DISC. This is critical. I can’t vouch for M-DISC personally, but most other optical media is garbage for archival purposes.

In this case, I knew it because of a “botanicals” set that I assembled recently.

Those sets use a lot of pieces in creative ways, often in unusual colors. In particularly obscure cases, like this crown or the rose petals that were originally from a car fender, the manual will include a brief trivia callout.

I remembered the callout, and that was enough to find it by keyword on the fan database sites.

Ah yes, the 39262 minifigure crown, also used as a flower.

🙀 Quite right, my mistake.

“Yours” should not have an apostrophe.

I AM THE LAW!

This is basically “Weekend at Bernie’s”, using the likeness of a dead man as a puppet.

Relevant sketch from SNL

The Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.

The Bagger 288 wreaks total utter devastation.

The Bagger 288 contains an artificial mind.

This mind is full of hatred, violence is its sole vocation.

apt | cowsay