Awww, only $1.500.000 instead of $1.660.000. They will never financially recover from this. /s

It’s funny to me that there’s a class of people who get bonuses in the first place. I’ve never gotten one, and I wrote code to save Gannett $7 million a year. The directors got five-figure bonuses for my work, but I didn’t.

Not that I’m bitter.

They should slash them with knives instead… no, as well.

And shitballs Joyce still collected another $3.5Million