Unemployed journalist, burner, raver, graphic artist and vandweller.
I read news so you don’t have to (but you still should).


It would be a pretty significant design flaw if not.


Why do you think their reservoirs are all depleted?


Protests are happening here at scale; we just don’t tend to burn cars and throw Molotovs. Give it time.


Imagine if Giuliani had died in his 60s. There would be statues, and no one would have ever heard of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.


I’m not going to make a redundant post, but I thought this quote in The Guardian was of note:
The German chancellor, Friedrich Merz, said on Tuesday: “I assume that we are now witnessing the final days and weeks of this regime. When a regime can only maintain power through violence, then it is effectively at its end. The population is now rising up against this regime.”
It’s time to play everyone’s favourite game: Was he referring to Iran or the U.S.?
Barring a change of plans, I’ll be back up at my ex-wife’s for a few days starting tomorrow. I don’t know what we’re doing.
ETA: It appears the mother of her grandson got into some legal trouble, so she’s possibly taking custody of her kids, which would preclude the visit. Never a boring time with her.


I want that coffee mug. Mine always run out.
Also, a cat would be nice to have again.


Oh, this is going to go wrong somehow, but I can’t deal with this solitary confinement.


It occurs to me that you’ve not had a completely dysfunctional yet primal relationship. Which, really, is for the best.
But also, her apartment is warmer than my van and has plumbing.
Additionally, I’m a burner, so … there’s generally a lot of playing with fire. Just usually more literally.


Oh, it’s also a breakdown in trance. But no one goes crazy given they have no idea where the fuck this is going.


The anime girl with the cat and coffee that inexplicably stays warm and never runs out?


They already shot the driver.


I wanted to be an asshole, but Midwesterners opened up a tavern nearby, and the toasted ravioli is on point.


If you’re at a real outlet, you throw a SCANDAL violator diagonally in the top left of your main art and call it a day.
“Hey …”


To hell?


There’s an issue with the hed: If you have been murdered, well … you’re not really live.


I don’t know where to start with why this is an infuriating post. In addition to believing that virtually all words need a pound sign appended to them, the capitalization here is a crime against humanity.
Camel case for StatusCoup, followed by all caps for LIVE, then we can’t be bothered to capitalize a city name. Then, it’s just random tags. Yeah, we’re a news aggregator. As such, “press,” “news,” “media” and the suddenly camel-cased “BreakingNews” is literally what people are expecting.
Now, why you placed this in World News is confusing.


Granting corporations personhood worked out really well.
Well, you don’t want applicants training your model until you’ve vetted them.