Barring a change of plans, I’ll be back up at my ex-wife’s for a few days starting tomorrow. I don’t know what we’re doing.

I want that coffee mug. Mine always run out.

Also, a cat would be nice to have again.

Oh, this is going to go wrong somehow, but I can’t deal with this solitary confinement.

It occurs to me that you’ve not had a completely dysfunctional yet primal relationship. Which, really, is for the best.

But also, her apartment is warmer than my van and has plumbing.

Additionally, I’m a burner, so … there’s generally a lot of playing with fire. Just usually more literally.

Oh, it’s also a breakdown in trance. But no one goes crazy given they have no idea where the fuck this is going.

The anime girl with the cat and coffee that inexplicably stays warm and never runs out?

They already shot the driver.

I wanted to be an asshole, but Midwesterners opened up a tavern nearby, and the toasted ravioli is on point.

If you’re at a real outlet, you throw a SCANDAL violator diagonally in the top left of your main art and call it a day.

“Hey …”

To hell?

There’s an issue with the hed: If you have been murdered, well … you’re not really live.

I don’t know where to start with why this is an infuriating post. In addition to believing that virtually all words need a pound sign appended to them, the capitalization here is a crime against humanity.

Camel case for StatusCoup, followed by all caps for LIVE, then we can’t be bothered to capitalize a city name. Then, it’s just random tags. Yeah, we’re a news aggregator. As such, “press,” “news,” “media” and the suddenly camel-cased “BreakingNews” is literally what people are expecting.

Now, why you placed this in World News is confusing.

Granting corporations personhood worked out really well.

Well, at least I didn’t lose family members.

This should finally get him his Nobel Peace Prize.

Turning around in a drive-thru is a bold move.

Oh, I have thoughts about jungle. They just aren’t racist.

Since we’re doing a trance-off, here you go:

Sou Kanai - Metroscape (Original Mix)

Solarstone - I Found You (Giuseppe Ottoviani Mix)

Matthew Dekay vs. Akatishia – Time to Think (Forward Mix)

Sunny Lax - Mique (Original Mix)

I’m going to add this. I’m not a fan of hard trance, but holy shit, the release when it breaks down. Super 8 and Tab - Nino (Extended Mix)

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