There’s an issue with the hed: If you have been murdered, well … you’re not really live.

I don’t know where to start with why this is an infuriating post. In addition to believing that virtually all words need a pound sign appended to them, the capitalization here is a crime against humanity.

Camel case for StatusCoup, followed by all caps for LIVE, then we can’t be bothered to capitalize a city name. Then, it’s just random tags. Yeah, we’re a news aggregator. As such, “press,” “news,” “media” and the suddenly camel-cased “BreakingNews” is literally what people are expecting.

Now, why you placed this in World News is confusing.

Granting corporations personhood worked out really well.

Well, at least I didn’t lose family members.

This should finally get him his Nobel Peace Prize.

Turning around in a drive-thru is a bold move.

Oh, I have thoughts about jungle. They just aren’t racist.

Since we’re doing a trance-off, here you go:

Sou Kanai - Metroscape (Original Mix)

Solarstone - I Found You (Giuseppe Ottoviani Mix)

Matthew Dekay vs. Akatishia – Time to Think (Forward Mix)

Sunny Lax - Mique (Original Mix)

I’m going to add this. I’m not a fan of hard trance, but holy shit, the release when it breaks down. Super 8 and Tab - Nino (Extended Mix)

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It’s been forever on account of them closing down almost all their stores. The rate of expansion circa 1996 was absurd. We were cannibalizing our own customer base by opening up a new one a few miles away. There’s only so much demand for rotisserie chicken when you’re charging twice what Costco does.

Great track. I’ve loved Delerium since the '90s, when edgy 24-hour diners would play their work. I’m curious if they started going harder or if that’s all Tiësto.

I worked at Boston Market back in the '90s, and we would endlessly steal the precooked bacon from the sandwich station, usually crouching behind it to avoid management noticing.

What I’m lacking is a Point B. “And then he ended up in a van astride a drainage ditch” is not a satisfying conclusion.

The Spanish Inquisition.

I don’t think it is at all.

Never before have I been like “I’d just prefer to be rickrolled.”

Look: I’m not going to claim I agree with him on everything. Though there are a satisfying number of "fuck"s.

But he does research so I don’t have to, and I enjoy that.

One thing Ed does is use my cadence, so it comes across as very natural. It’s kinda like how dogs sniff each other and feel comfortable.

He was right.

Yeah, a good writer will reduce things to this size of a sentence. Now, this requires skill … three random monosyllabic words and a period gets you nowhere. It’s a bit like comedy in that the setup is required for the punchline.

Transit here is terrible. We have some buses that run “every 10 minutes” where you can wait a half-hour for three 803s piled up in a row.

I mean, yeah, he sounds like he’s yelling at clouds, but he brings the receipts.