(Let’s asume you have kids).
If my children are all psychopaths, they might actually appreciate a name like this.
It’s reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name…
You changed your name to latrine?
It used to be shithouse.
Good change!
This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.
I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.
Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.
My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.
“No, that was not Zathras, that was Zathras. There are 10 of us, all of family Zathras, each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce. Zathràs, Zathrás, Zathrâs… You are seeing now?”
Babylon 5
Not bad…. Not bad
My kid would genuinely love it, it’s right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.
I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with “what if you pooped a car?” But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.
The name’s P00ptart…
JAMES P00ptart.
Shaken, not stirred
With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔
Definitely goofy.
They’ll have to type out the unicode galaxy on every form.
Could be worse I guess, right /u/SatansMaggotyCumFart
literally using my surname as my username RN
Found you!
Yeah that joke’s not going away any time soon, is it?
If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don’t have a username(or a surname for that matter).
I do prefer that joke, yes, it’s a classic.
Eh? Eh?
Captain 🫡
It’s literally “TheSloth”, so I think we’ll all be OK.
It rings different in German though, since Faultier can also be translated as lazy animal.
I love German animal names so much. My favorites are “stink animal” and “sting pig”
Probably slightly less than they already do.
I don’t have kids, but I imagine they’d be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.
My surname has 14 characters. My full name has 23. Forms suck.
Heh
I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.
It is the word for little bat in my language, so I’m good.