Did this guy seriously just reference a Yahoo news article?
Geoengineering definitely did play a role in any flooding of urban areas in Florida. It’s why there’s urban areas in what’s supposed to be a swamp.
Geoengineering
I’d point out we’ve been geoengineering the atmosphere relentlessly for over 200 years, first with coal and then oil combustion. We’re living in an age of deliberate geoengineering, our children will have worse quality of life than any of us because of our short sighted and selfish ways.
It’s not the weather control bullshit these MORONS suspect, they’re literally leading the charge to do it to themselves and can’t be convinced that less pollution would be preferable.
The first time I heard about the “democratic weather machine” conspiracy I thought it funny. But looking at it again as it spreads I do believe it is a tactic to keep voters while climate change escalates.
If we get new candidates that run on climate promises we now got a seed set to diffame and more importantly mock them. They can play the victim and point fingers. A long standing and well proven tactic.
I do believe it is a tactic to keep voters while climate change escalates.
yup. pay no attention to our petrol-fueled base and the crumbling biosphere, nah, it’s them libs that are, uh, CONTROLLING THE WEATHER, yeah, yeah…
could you imagine the smoking ruin that would be mar-a-lago if libs could control storms? jfc
Dangerous angle. That’d mean giving back Tampa and Miami to the swamps, two leftist strongholds.
Oh I’m not saying to give it up, just that Florida really shouldn’t hate on geoengineering
As someone with deep attachment to the state, I welcome the reversal of destruction. I just hope people don’t catch on to this can of worms before big damage to infrastructure is done. Burn it all down!
Miami is going past swamp and going into “sunny day flooding” zone
The spectacular level of cognitive dissonance required to simultaneously not believe in man-made climate change but also believe in evil scientists changing the weather.
When you’re willing to accept contradictions in your world view you are willing to accept anything by the principle of explosion
And the evil scientists are all Democrats, because that’s where the money is.
I’m sure they know damn well, they’re just doing a limp wristed job of trying to shift the blame towards the latter.
Wait… are they making pollution illegal? That seems awfully woke, Florida.
Na, “for the express purpose,” meaning if you have another purpose you can prove is the primary, say transportation, it’s fine.
Isn’t the constant ignorance of global warming and funnelling money into fossil fuels basically “weather modification”?
That’s right. If they were serious about banning weather modification, internal combustion engines would be illegal in Florida.
So fucking stupid.
Shh, just play dumb. Let them think they are so smart for figuring it out. Feed them climate change data and tell them there’s something suspicious about it all. I don’t care if they take credit for fixing it, just as long as it gets done.
These people need to be checked for traumatic brain injuries and/or parasites.
a weather modification company
An entire company? Conveniently and lawfully registered in Florida?
(it can be a Simpsons reference if you dream hard enough)
Because if anybody would have a relevant take on this, it’s Florida’s attorney general.
sorry Florida Man, I have it on good authority that God is punishing the wicked. since God trumps your laws I am right.
"Too many people jacking off leads to biblical floods "
well that assertion does make sense in a way, yes?
all that released semen has to go somewhere, after all.
I mean, he’s kind of right. Humanity is geo-engineering catastrophic weather events. By driving climate change. Morons.
it requires monthly mandatory reports for any airplane that can modify weather.
perfect for malicious compliance, report every single aircraft that passes through the airport because their exhaust modifies the weather.
clog those idiots with their own bureaucracy
Good luck with those hurricanes.
