The Washing machine. It was worse but still he’s running outside.
Mother’s cat hates everyone who is not my mother. She tolerates me enough to let me medicate her (she might like me)
The kitten is terrified of my twin. My identical twin. Kitten likes me. Kitten lets me pick her up and kissy her. My twin? Scariest fucking thing ever.
One of my cat dislike it when i touch his foot and tail and thigh too much, so i proceed to touch his foot and tail and thigh so much that he will start to bite me.
Me trying to pick her up.
But once I do, she’s like:
Then 5 second later, stuggles to get off me.
But also she never drinks from a water fountain. That fountain is now just collecting dust…
One of our cats is called Loki. He’s scared of thunder.
Would be funnier if he’s called Thor
Citrus. He is genuinely offended if you offer him an orange
That’s due to the whole “citrus fruits are toxic to cats” thing!
Birds. Though her favorite thing is also birds. This…can create issues.
If a ceiling fan is on one of my boys will hide under chairs and couches and basically just skirt around from cover to cover. I think he thinks it is a bird.
If it’s not a bird, how come it has wings?
That, uh, huh. I would like to refute that but I don’t know enough about birds.
Ah yes, the duality of cat
I’ve a cat that sits by the glass door and shit talks the birds, for hours and hours…
“Hey… Hey birb! Imma fuck you up! Hey… Hey other birb!”
The other cat.
Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…
Being ignored.
Strangers, especially ones who try to pick her up like a dumbass
Cat b hated water. Cat a you could put under a shower and he’d be happy.
Cat b hated nail clipping. Well, about three paws might be tolerated but then it’d be enough and you got the teeth. Cat a didn’t mind.
Cat b hated trips to the vet. Somehow he knew and would find the strangest hiding places that day and fight all the way into the carrier and out. Cat a would purr and brush against the vet, happy to see new people.
Taking medicine…
It wasn’t that cat b wasn’t chill or happy to be around people or anything, he was a big softy, really. But I can’t think of much that cat a complained about.
My phone when I turn on the camera to take her picture or video.
🫣 So, not a lot of pics and/or videos?
I have learned to be sneaky, but unless she’s asleep or bribed with treats, they’re mostly like this where she looks vaguely annoyed or disappointed with me.
Naw the first one she looks mad, but the second you can tell she loves you for sure. Cute kitty!
😍 Well… let’s say… She does not want her beauty to be on picture… Extremely beautiful cat 😍
The vacuum cleaner. One cat gets really scared and freezes while the other starts hissing at the machine when I bring it out.
Ahh! The beast that screams while it eats! (to quote an old, old reddit comment)
- Camouflage (as in items of clothing with the pattern)
- Tall boots
- The color red
- When you open a plastic bag, such as for garbage (but if they’re left lying around he loves to sit on them) - this doesn’t apply to treat bags
- Tall men with deep voices - roughly 6’3” (1.9m) or taller
Ah… the plastic bag… same here… 😂
