I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
Royal with cheese
It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!
KHA-LI MAAA
That kid is back on the escalator again… I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!
You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?
You must’ve thought it was whiteboy day!
If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!
My girlfriend’s a dog… She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
Lorain, I’m your density, I mean your destiny.
Oh Stewardess, I speak jive…
I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he’s an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Frau Blücher.
Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat…
You know what 'ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?
ITT: people think their favorite movie is more recognizable than it is
He’d kill us if he got the chance
Nope
It’s good to be da king.
OH HAI MARK.
Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds.
Radical!
Bread makes you fat??
- scott pilgrim
Inconceivable!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
This one time…at bandcamp…
