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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前

I always hope for a horsey

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I always hope for a horsey

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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前
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    If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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    • CreatingMachines@fedia.io
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      This hurt a bit, surprisingly. Just a bit though.

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        did it make you feel a little green?

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

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      there’s nothing wrong with that metaphor, Kif is just a snob

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    I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.

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      not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      Pawns aren’t pieces :)

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        It’s 2025. Pawn equality NOW!

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      pawns are strongest piece :)

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    make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces

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    I read this as “cheese” instead of “chess” and was really confused for a sec…

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      I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.

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        There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese, you eat cheese 🤤

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        OK, no, because I’m a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.

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      oh man those prime cut pieces really hit the jelly

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      [email protected]

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        Holy hell!

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    Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.

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    Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!

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      If horsey isn’t the best piece then why is it my favorite?

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    I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia

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    rolls dice

    Moves horse 7 places

    “Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”

    Is chess even a real game?!

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    It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.

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    https://xkcd.com/1287/

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    The pawns are so cute

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    honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time

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    Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.

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      In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.

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    Football is like chess, except for the dice

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