Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes

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I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?

What future?

What is “DEE MEAT”?

You can get a freezer that makes sphere ice. Do what you will with that information.

Please, no

ffs Heinz? Your cat deserves better

Its a tribute to Syd Barrett and a little fuck you to the record industry (Have a Cigar). There’s a lot of emotion behind that album and that’s what I love about it.

Shine On You Crazy Diamond is a masterpiece

Somehow this giant mech robot still shits everywhere

Wish You Were Here

Well, a heart doctor isn’t a heart that’s a doctor. It’s a doctor that works on hearts.

ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

Well said.

Probably singles. -5° and 5° isn’t much of a swing. Don’t think I could hang at -425°.

You’re in her dms I’m also in her dms We don’t know about each other because that’s how dms work

Really, every food is a soup

you just gotta properly spread it open

Just use a shoebox like the rest of us