This checks out.
My co-worker running ahead of me at 40, looking like the happest person there:
That guy really is obnoxiously beautiful.
Your username is intriguing
You’re right! That username IS intriguing, TacoButtPlug
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Yours is troubling
Also delicious.
I’m 50 and I will do literally anything to not climb any stairs. My knee just doesn’t wanna.
Second one is spot on.
Well… they’re not THAT far off.
I feel exposed
Me, over 50 💀
I concur doctor…
i mean, they’re not wrong.
If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.
There are wrinkles in my soul.
you need to wear more
sunscreensoulscreen and drink more water.
My balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.
But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
is “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?
They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!
When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?
Edit: grammar
Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.
If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.
But also even if you don’t have wrinkles you should wear sunscreen and probably drink more water anyway.
*Proceeds to drink even more water and die from brain swelling.*
It’s more about how I feel inside.
I’ve got mad forehead and cheek wrinkles and I’m 30 haha
Or simply never tempt the smiting of the Sky Sphere
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I’m sorry, where did I say that people at 40 don’t have wrinkles?
Hey! I resemble that remark!
What planet do you live on where you see 40 year olds without any wrinkles at all? Absolutely ridiculous comment. Why do people upvote trash replies like this?
I’m in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don’t. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.
Yeah, I am 43 and while I have some very fine lines on my forehead, and near my eyes, you can’t really see them unless you are like within 2 feet of me, or closer. And I have a long history with smoking and drug use. Also I am white, very white, not quite ginger ghost white, but not too far off. Genetics play a very strong role in this, and, at least from my perspective as someone who smoked for 28 years, and did hard drugs for 17, staying out of the sun. I have only really been doing anything close to a routine skin care regimen in like the last 5 years. I have also been homeless. So… yeah, not only do I believe you, I know people just like you. Hell, I probably would have much smoother skin, with no lines, if it wasn’t for how bad I treated myself.
Not even any fine lines? Hard to believe.
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I live in a tropical country where most people take care of their skin. My eyes are fine.
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I feel like I’m in the twilight zone with this thread. Are people going to start saying that the sky isn’t blue? Extremely weird replies here
That’s such BS dude. You’re telling me you have absolutely no wrinkles that weren’t there in your 20s or early 30s? Not a single one. That’s absolute bullshit I’m sorry. Unless you’re claiming to be some genetic oddity and are immortal, you are lying.
Eesh why the hostility? I don’t have wrinkles. I don’t care if you believe me or not. This is the internet.
Treat your skin well, get good sleep, drink lots of water, don’t do drugs or smoke. You won’t have wrinkles at 40. Neglect any of those and the likelihood of having wrinkles increases. Sorry that you look like an old bag at 40 but maybe treat yourself better.
I’m coming off as hostile because I don’t like it when clearly false or misleading comments get upvoted. It’s upsetting.
You don’t know everyone on the planet or where they live or how they’ve lived so to call someone a liar for a statement about their own body is asinine.
I know you’re claiming it’s not possible but I’m 38, I’ve done mostly night shifts and stayed out of the sun, I moisturize religiously and have since I was a teen, and I don’t smoke and barely drink (ADHD meds don’t play nice with alcohol).
I’m wrinkle-free.
Now compare to my sister, a few years older than me, used to tan growing up by laying out and getting a sunburn, has smoked since we were teens. Insanely wrinkled. Big, deep wrinkles.
This happens. I think the other person was being flippant and dismissive but… it happens!
Sorry, I refuse to believe that you do not have a single facial wrinkle that wasn’t there in your 20s or early 30s. I just don’t believe it. It’s impossible. Perhaps people are misunderstanding me and thinking I mean a shit ton of wrinkles that make you look like you’re 80? Because no, that’s not what I’m saying.
Not even crow’s feet.
I do a facial once a week. I do microdermabrasion once a week. I can’t stress enough that I hate the sun. I’m sorry if that isn’t your experience, but it happens. I’d share a picture of my face, but I’m trying not to completely dox myself.
Eta: And lots of water. Gotta drink lots of water.
Are we all assuming everyone in this conversation is white? Because I know plenty of black and Asian friends who I don’t recall having wrinkles. Most of them have pretty solid moisturizing/lotion/sunscreen routines, though, so it’s hard to tell how much is cultural versus genetic.
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I think any race will show wrinkles at 40. Some more than others, sure. But definitely all races will at least have SOME newer wrinkles at age 40. To deny this is insanity.
I just double-checked in the mirror, and I don’t have any wrinkles yet either.
That’s what happens when you don’t go outside enough, I guess!
(I am starting to get a few gray hairs, though, if it makes you feel any better.)
Impossible. Not physically possible. If you were to compare your face to a close up high res pic of your younger self, you wil 100% see changes and wrinkles. They may be small but they’re there. No way in absolute hell this isn’t true.
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Wearing water and drinking sunscreen works pretty well too !
“When I am 40, I will have lost my will to live over 20 years prior. I simply wait to die every day. Occasionally I try to do things I think I might enjoy, only to be proven wrong.”
This is me at 30 tbqh
Use it or lose it people. I’m over 40 and I’m quite fit and healthy. Do lots of walking, running, rock climbing, golf, and enjoying nature.
I’m in better health than my younger friends simply because I’m more active. See dudes in their 70’s climbing harder than me still and in great shape. You’ve just got to keep moving.
Hearing people younger than me talk about how their bodies are falling apart is surreal. I do basically the bare minimum in terms of nutrition, exercise a bit daily, and I feel basically the same as I did in my 20s. Maybe better even because I’m not underweight.
What if I wanna sit on the couch and eat pizza?
You do you bro, this message is for anybody or nobody
Tbf when I was 8-9 years old I thought that 14 year olds were fully grown adults.
This but it just keeps on going.
8? 15 = adult
15? 25 = adult
25? 35 = adult
I have income, a job, a car, a place to live. I dont feel like an adult yet.You become an adult when you hear someone telling their kids to behave or “that mister” will tell them off.
You look around. There’s nobody else. You have become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. You are now an adult.
Nothing quite prepared me for the first time I had a doctor who was younger than me.
So, all you have to do to be an adult is get a retail job? Nice.
Same here, save a car. I am also waiting for that magical moment when “you will understand when you grow up”. Welp, how much more growing do I have to do to reach that magical understanding
that some grown-ups are toxic moronsuntold mysteries of the universe35? 45 = adult over 40? I am supposed to be an adult? That doesn’t sound right.
Heard an interview one. The man said that at 20 he could imagine being 40, and at 40 he could imagine being 80. He was 67 at the time…
Same
Those kids nailed it.
Ngl, at 40, I had some wrinkles, my first gray hairs were showing up, and I was using a cane
See this is another matter. I don’t have wrinkles, but I went gray before I turned 20.
Some wrinkles, some grays… Well, a lot of grays in the beard.
I got a genetic double whammy. Baldness on my mom’s side, and my dad (and his father and brother) were gray by 25.
That being said, I blame it mostly on a certain group of people I can’t seem to escape.
They make my life more difficult at every turn.
Their mere existence is guaranteed to give me a head ache down the line.
Of course I’m talking about
youthoughtthiswasgoingtoberacistend users.
I am ded 💀
Found the 50 year old.
