Have you seen the new improved oval office?

I am always amazed by my inability to fall on ice. I can lose my balance, but always catch myself at the last second.

+1 team tux

Does that mean you’re too immature now? (Serious question)

They’re fucking minerals Marie

Damn kids

I drove for 8 hours today, I’d estimate I hit at least 200

NUH UH IT’S IMPOSSIBLE

(/s)

When you try to change views in a shared calendar, and it automatically switches to your personal calendar in the other view, causing you to go back to the first view, change calendars, then do the exact same thing again.

Every. Damn. Time.

Also cached exchange mode is a disaster…

That’s one hot take

As the fediverse gods intended

Gooning ain’t no game

Literally all I see are ads, I guess you need friends for it to be addictive or something…

I really wish my city would get off its collective ass and stop using marketplace.

Without downvotes how will I be able to tell who won an argument??!

How about a nice bowl of fried worms, that’s the best I can do

I’m a BEDMAS man myself

I have you at +1 now, and added a “Probably Steve” tag for good measure

I feel like I die horribly in my dreams at least one or twice a week. Plane crashes and mass shootings are extremely common. Probably the most horrifying generally has to do with space / infinite falling / falling into a star, however.

I have also had the teeth falling out dreams, and one of the first dreams I remember had a kid I knew pulling out his eyeball and cutting it in half with a butter knife.

These days I generally just hear about my nightmares from my wife as I usually don’t remember them.

Are you alive? What is the 10 ft monster doing now?

As long as the blood is on the inside I’m not seeing the problem?