• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
    41·
    7 days ago

    I think I just have a woman fetish. I’ve had “oh damn” moments with various body parts on different women over the years. Feet, hands, decolletage, ears, eyebrows… all sorts.

  • 58008@lemmy.worldEnglish
    32·
    7 days ago

    Kids. Thank god I’m not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don’t see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff’s badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷‍

    Unless there’s some angle to this non-foot people don’t understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.

  • Monstrosity@lemm.eeEnglish
    22·
    7 days ago

    When I was born, god gave me a choice.

    I said, “I’ll take the Autism, please.”

    • Ananääs@sopuli.xyz
      13·
      7 days ago

      I couldn’t decide between 'tism and ADHD, god got frustrated of me and gave a bit of both. I wish I had known foot fetish was a choice (didn’t read through the list, obviously).

    • Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
      7·
      7 days ago

      See, guys who find it weird only do cuz their own feet are nasty, n let’s be real men’s feet are pretty nasty. You ain’t trynna look at no man’s asscheeks, but I don’t hear no1 saying liking women with a fat arse is weird.

    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
      73·
      7 days ago

      It’s jealousy dog. Attractive women don’t go letting everybody see their boobs and butt for no reason. Is a trip to a public pool just like an unyielding, diamond hard erection for you people?

      • Alteon@lemmy.world
        101·
        7 days ago

        A foot fetish sort of works its way into your brain over time. The synapses for feet and sexual attraction are extremely close to each other, so when you do things like, hold someone’s feet during sex, or give them a foot rub during foreplay, there’s a chance your brain may start making that connection that feet are an erotic thing. For me, it started after being married for a few years, and she just sort of flexed her toes during sex in such a way that it gave me goosebumps, in a good way. Granted I’d been giving her foot rubs for a few years by that point…but oh…my god. When it clicked that it was a turn on for me, it was a game changer.

        • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
          1·
          6 days ago

          I can understand that. You might want to look up what the definition of a synapse is, but honest questioner seeking real answers in your area: your crush, presuming no ethical, or moral complications, would you rather she A: let you give her a 5-minute foot massage with oil, or B: show you her bare breasts from six feet away. Defend your answer with citations as necessary. I understand what a kink is, but being a boring vanilla, if choosing one precluded the possibility of the other possibility forever, the choice is obvious for me.

      • vivendi@programming.devEnglish
        3·
        7 days ago

        Had a friend who was a freak ass like that actually

        People’s dicks really are putting in overtime

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.todayEnglish
      3·
      7 days ago

      I always wondered about this. Like what if it’s just one person, who is extremely prolific?

      And now you might say, “There’s a dozen accounts.”

      Well what if they are extremely prolific and made multiple accounts?

      • andros_rex@lemmy.world
        2·
        7 days ago

        There’s the wonderbread guy - probably thousands of pictures of women buying wonderbread and talking on the phone about how much they want to burn down the Amazon rainforest.

        Another one is this guy who’s into this deadly sunscreen stuff - like lesbians killing each other with evil sunscreen.

        Both probably have spent thousands of dollars commissioning artists to draw these fetishes for them.

        My weird 4chan archive has a guy where /b/ got together to draw a comic fulfilling his greatest wish - his lizard man OC getting vored, digested and shit out by a tuba.

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
      5·
      6 days ago

      I feel like this is absurd with even a little bit of thought. Why does this sort of explanation apparently only work for feet and not other fetishes? Why does it matter if wires can get crossed for nerves in the feet if most people with foot fetishes are into other people’s feet and not having things done to their own feet? This gets mentioned a lot online but it makes no sense.

  • jsomae@lemmy.ml
    4·
    7 days ago

    “I’m not attracted to feet, which is a relief, because to be attracted to feet is immoral” – presumably the opinion of social conservatives regarding homosexuals instead of feet.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1431·
    7 days ago

    I always feel silly to be such a vanilla romantic. I don’t need much more than a snuggle and a little poop on my chest.