Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Its an older meme, but it checks out
I really hope copypastas stay around forever
As long it’s al dente
Agreed. Bonus one:
apology for poor english when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring ‘john is kill’ ‘no’
Just don’t pick up the phone… It is probably broken anyway after being soaked like that
This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.
that’s a huge light rod
Username checks out
“Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS”
Lightboobs
Por que no los dos?
Ceiling tits? In this economy?
If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.
Your light can be on the ceiling or a tit. Not both…
itt: staying abreast of the latest trends…
BOOBS
Elon boobs.
Lightboobs
This might legit be one of the first images I ever saw on Reddit.
Now I want a jam donut.
what’s the difference between jam and jelly
The country it’s located in.
I can’t jelly my cock in your dumbass
I bet you could if you really tried!
Sorry. Can’t pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.
What the 1134, squid?
Everybody gangsta until the ceiling tassels start spinning.
Those are not female presenting nipples. Those are moobs if ever I’ve seen em.
Not your typical boob lights
Tbh it looks more moobs than boobs
I’ve been there. 58008 Cleavage Ct. in Twin Peaks.
Shh. There’s some titties.
