Tesla Swasticars Model SS
The GPS voice is Hitler screaming and yelling directions at you in German
Nah, they made the voice speak english with a German accent, but it keeps messing up the directions in roundabouts.
For some reason the GPS gets confused when directing you to take the third exit in a roundabout and keeps saying: “Take the third reich”
It can’t turn left… that’s why it has you take the third Reich.
And the indicators are a physical arm that repeatedly sticks straight out in a gesture similar to a Roman salute.
The orange engine light that alerts you to engine trouble is a star of david.
The Founders Edition is a limited production run of only the first 88 units built
Edit: and it comes in 14 package variants, naturally
This looks better than the Cybertruck
I thought so too!
It also fixes many of the issues with the cyber truck. That one has paint, it hasn’t got the stupid unified headlight, which isn’t legal in most parts of the world, and it’s a more traditional shape which means it would be easier to manufacture.
Still a swasticar though.
I mostly agree but this is stupid
Shitty cars, shitty company, ketamine addled fascist prick owner.
Still no “Full Self Driving” after claiming “soon” back in 2015…
I mean, the model 3 and Y would be great cars if it weren’t for Elon. Tesla, SpaceX, and the whole world would be much better off without him.
Edit: also I’m not talking about FSD, I think it’s bullshit and will continue to be bullshit for the foreseeable future. I like to drive my car.
Until self-driving tech is good enough that you can safely not have a human behind the wheel it isn’t really anything other than a toy.
As soon as you can remove humans from the equation you can have automated trucks, without even the capacity for a human driver, that’s where the real future is, not in owned vehicles that will always have, by definition, a driver in them anyway.
if he kept his promise of self driving and an economy model we would all be very uncomfortable right about now.
Oh he gave specific dates. And yet people still haven’t ridiculed him off the public stage.
Elon Musk isn’t a Nazi, FFS.
… Nazis could make cars.
Ah, he’s the Elonazi of cars.
VW means people’s car. Making nice cars is a socialism, apparently.
VW means people’s car.
That’s not wrong, but Volk is more nuanced than that. Think somewhere between folk and ethnicity, so it’s still fascist.
Not entirely true
Substantiv, Neutrum [das]
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durch gemeinsame Kultur und Geschichte [und Sprache] verbundene große Gemeinschaft von Menschen “ein freies, unterdrücktes Volk”
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[ohne Plural] Masse der Angehörigen einer Gesellschaft, der Bevölkerung eines Landes, eines Staatsgebiets “das arbeitende, werktätige, unwissende Volk”
- Many people who’re connected through similar history and culture, “a free people”, “a suppressed people”
- [without plural] Members of a society, the inhabitants of a country, “the working people”, …
No, it’s definitely not a comprehensive definition, I was going for the meaning in context of VW. The correct response to pedantry is pedantry, though :)
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Yeah, you are right.
He’s a cheap American imitation Porsche family.
Do they come in reich hand drive?
Fair. I’ll stop calling Swastikars Swastikars, or was it Swasticars? I think it’s Swastikars.
Anyway, someone cooked up the word Hakencruisers and I really loved it.Wankpanzer is pretty good too.
Better, I’d imagine.
“Oh, here comes a hakencruiser…”
“A hack and what?”
Versus “look at that fucking wankpanzer. Fucking wanker.” Can’t go much simpler than that.
I’m swastisure he doesn’t give a fuck. This is peak slacktivism, on par with sharing a meaningless chain post on Facebook.
This leads to a “I don’t even know who you are…” moment in OP’s grand future confrontation with elon.
You know what, I can’t disagree.
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There are stickers as well. Absolutely don’t put them on swasticars.
Do be careful, those vehicles are covered in cameras. Arnt dystopias fun! /s
Oh man on the paint? That’s just rude.
On a cyber truck or late model year…sure. But the ones that bought new before it was obvious how much of a shitheel Musk is…back when the Tesla stood apart as the electric car? Leave those guys alone. Or at least just inconvenience them by putting it on glass.
Who has Elon growing a toothbrush mustache on their bingo cards?
A musktache if you will.
He’ll need to get hair transplants first…
Is it specifically the cybertruck people are calling swastikars, or is it all tesla cars?
All of them. The cybertruck is just the dumb swasticar.
It’s the Panzer VIII Maus of Swastikars. Except they keep making them for some reason.
Interesting that swatsicars didn’t show up in Google searches. I guess we have to keep searching Google.
Xitler
yea that will show him for sure
Is it ok to print Swasticar stickers and stick them on Tesla’s parked on the street?
Wear a mask so Elon’s spy camera network doesn’t ID.
or better yet, wear an elon musk mask while doing it
Ugh… please reconsider. Many of us bought model 3/Ys years ago because they were a viable option to ditch gas vehicles. It’s bad enough that I’m stuck with this car for a while longer, I really don’t need it getting vandalized making people think I’m a fucking fascist.
I’m do my best to stop swatzicars. Forever.
