You didn’t edit this one.

https://lemmy.ml/comment/21857110

It’s funny that you keep editing your comments to try to make them better.

Emphasis on “try”.

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Yes? That’s exactly what I meant.

Trump will claim that there can’t be elections while the US is at war.

I use Tile Mate tags on my keys, backpack, and a couple of other things. I really like them.

Me: I got my MMR boosted at 56, I take Tylenol, and I am circumcised. Now I have autism.

Friend: You had autism before.

Me: Oh! Right!

Impeach the activist ideologues on the Supreme Court.

Eliminate presidential immunity.

Do away with private schools and force all children into well funded, fact based public education with a strong focus on critical thinking.

Round up and re-educate everyone involved in the attempt to destroy the US.

Fix elections. Do away with gerrymandering. Establish truly apolitical, independent election commissions to establish electoral boundaries. Guarantee every citizen the right to vote and equal access to the ballot box. Do away with the electoral college. Make all votes equal.

EDIT: Break up all of the media companies.

Nationalize the assets of every billionaire who bought a cabinet post in the Trump government to destroy the agencies that regulated them.

I wash my hands before using a public washroom because I know where my penis had been. It’s freshly showered and has been in freshly laundered underwear. I don’t know where the other hands that have touched the surfaces in the washroom have been. If I’m just peeing my hands are cleaner after I wash my hands then pee than they were when I entered the bathroom. If I’m deficating I wash my hands before and after.

Meh. They’re pathetic fucking snowflakes, one and all. I just speak the truth to snowflakes.

I have so many bans on Reddit.

I was banned from r/soapmaking for saying that people who buy soap made by other people, melt it, add perfume and trinkets, and pour it into moulds aren’t making soap, they’re doing arts and crafts. I raise the pigs, render the fat to make lard, and do the chemistry to turn it into soap. I make soap.

I was banned from r/canada for wondering if Danielle Smith was going to pay the lunatic street preecher charged with violating Covid restrictions a conjugal visit, after she made a fawning phone call to him while he was on trial, when he was convicted and sentenced to jail.

I was banned from r/Conservative for pointing out that the headlines that said that the DOJ had found massive voter fraud in Georgia was actually written by a Trump political appointee and contradicted the DOJ, the Republican Attorney General of the United States, the Republican Attorney General of Georgia, the Republican Secretary of State of Georgia, and Republican election officials from Georgia.

I was banned from the Freedom Convoy sub for asking which constitutional rights had been taken away since the protesters had exercised their Section 2 rights to assemble, their Section 6 rights to cross interprovincial borders freely and that they were free to leave Canada if they could find any country that would take them and free to return if they quarantined, and that since none of them were vaccinated they had obviously exercised their Section 8 right not to receive the vaccine.

Never, ever speak truth into an echo bunker.

I have 9 security cameras on my driveway, house, and office out building and own a 12 ga. I’ve got it covered.

Kim Kardashian. She’s blowjob famous.

The rest of the Kardashians and the Jenners are blowjob famous once removed.

I visited the instance and it did not seem at all MAGA friendly.

I thought it was a parody instance.

They can in Canada.

We cancelled ours.

K