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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Never liked the idea of getting free drinks some nights just because of your gender
8·20 hours agoBribing ladies to hang around men in shitty bars was a plot by big lesbian the whole time.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you could teach a college class, what would it be?
2·2 days agoSocial media companies will target teenagers with ads for impulse products if they calculate that the user is stressed or tired.
You should let your community college people know that graduates from prestigious universities are being paid seven figures to influence not only how they spend and save, but also what they earn. Let them know that it’s their personal responsibility to overcome the efforts of trillion dollar industries that have captured the media and government.
I was getting angry reading this.
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•World poverty has been on a steady and dramatic decline (except Covid year) since the year 2000.English
13·2 days agoPoverty rates are extremely difficult to measure. I’m sure this data is good-faith, but there are lot’s of statistics like this that are dishonest and spread by people like Stephen Pinker in order to shill for neo-liberalism.
For example the cash/day measure can be tweaked until you get the trend you want. We all know that cost of living varies between the States, so imagine how much it varies between different countries and continents. Saying a person only makes X/day would mean completely different things in a poor vs. wealthy country. Accounting for this difference is more opportunity to dial in the answer your looking for.
I’ve heard conservatives argue that “assets” like refrigerators and ovens be counted as wealth; owing to their belief that poverty is a choice and the privations are exaggerated. Meanwhile those of us on the left are automatically skeptical of figures that don’t show that poverty is bad and getting worse.
My point is that numbers like this should never be accepted credulously. Microtrends, the source of this data lives in the “market analysis” data space and I’m sure it’s a coincidence that the numbers align with the priors of conservative business types.
yesman@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Not to get political however How did J Epstein die? Usually suicide watch they put you in a specialized suit so it's impossible. So given if they did that like law says how did he commit suicide?
6·3 days agoCommitting suicide in jail is common. Not as common as guards who neglect the welfare of their prisoners, but still pretty common.
The Epstein conspiracy theory has people out here arguing that incompetent prison staff doing medical neglect is suspicious.
yesman@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is there any way I can study Marxist theory in a way that wouldn't seem too boring or dry?
323·3 days agoThere is no reason to study Marx other than you find it interesting or because it relates to something your interested in. There is very little utility in knowing the theory.
Marx was a genius similar to Freud. They changed the way we think and gave us new tools to examine the world. Beyond that, their particular ideals are often as wrong as two left shoes.
There is plenty of room on the left for people who reject, or are ignorant of Marx.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Prolly won;t word this correctly. But when did the idea of a woman subservient to a man begin? And how come it seems its lasted longer that most relgions?
111·4 days agoPretty much from the dawn of societies. Generational wealth and progeny is extremely important, and women must be controlled so that provenance of her children may be assured.
In the Bible you constantly see themes that don’t make sense until you understand how important that stuff was. Abraham was asked to sacrifice the thing most precious to him: his son. God killed the first-born of Egypt. Lot’s daughters had sex with their dad because that was the only way to ensure that their ‘pure’ line continued. Calling back to Abraham, God himself sacrificed what? His son.
Pre-agriculture societies were probably pretty egalitarian. And the idea that hunting and gathering was segregated by sex doesn’t have much evidence besides “common sense” and vibes.
The meme drag pedophiles so hard, you barely notice that it dehumanizes refugees to the same degree.
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onions
3·5 days agoSwim goggles are better at making a seal, and are more covenant to throw in a drawer or something.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always funny to hear the young try to figure out stuff from the past.
18·5 days agoA coworker saw me using a terminal and educated me that computers used to just be just a terminal with no mouse.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I was very much looking forward to hearing his riveting opinion on this matter. Oh well. Maybe next time.
93·6 days agoEvery time I see a white dude pilot on my flight I get a little nervous. I hope he’s qualified and not just here because his uncle owns the airline.
AI slop.
The lid is wildly bigger than the seat, and not aligned in any way either. It’s also interesting that the seat is hinged in the back, and fused with porcelain in the front.
yesman@lemmy.worldto
PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•Denuvo properly cracked in Resident Evil: Requiem, bypasses become plug-and-play — cracked version runs faster, smoother, and uses way less VRAM and RAMEnglish
75·6 days agoPirated games have almost always been a superior experience. Games companies hate their customers almost as much as they hate their employees.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How did Greek or Roman choose their gods besides the big name ones? I mean did they have a god of shoes, god who relieves constapation, or one for there squeaky door?
122·6 days agoI’ll just point out that monotheism creates some interesting and silly problems too. The Pegans can just assign fertility to a female god for example. Without that option, monotheists have to shoehorn the concept of fertility and birth into the patriarch god.
This is the genesis of the idea of men’s spunk being referred to as a “seed”. It was “common sense” in Western civilization from Roman times to the 18th Century that sperm contained fully-formed little people. Women were just the dirt where you planted those little guys. The inventor of the microscope studied sperm first. And he fully expected to find homoculi in his spunk.
Meanwhile the “primitive” people’s of the world would have found this to be insane. Babies come from women, stupid.
Went camping at Olympic once. I was not ready for banana slugs.








My first distro was Debian and I loved Gnome so much that I’ve never gotten around to trying anything else despite being on my 3rd distro hop.
I’m an old head and a firm believer in keyboard first computing. And I think an OS’s job is to be invisible until I need it. Gnome get’s out of my way until I summon whatever I need from it with the keyboard. For someone who’s labored under Windows for so long, Gnome is like escaping Plato’s cave.