It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.
Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.
And I did say craziest in the title.
ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.
Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?
Spoiler alert, my dude.
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Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
…Or guilty enough
And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!
You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails
What do you mean? That yellow M&M is totally fuckable!
Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.
Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?
That was an unexpectedly titillating and insightful read.
Udder titstorm
This is that admin Neelix:
I really swing between VOY being peak Trek or the worst.
Hm
“a trip down mammary lane” 😂😂😂 good lord
M&Ms
United States
Military History the United States during World War II
Adolf Hitler
A shorter path would be M&M’s (colour changes) -> Brown (uniform colour) -> Adolf Hitler
This guy Hitlers
Hitler? Hardly know her!
(not the craziest, but could only find this one)
I am actually kind of bummed that nobody’s answering the question :(
Lol. Cuba?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)
Not to be confused with Pig War (2026)
Read the rules! No spoilers in this community! Most of us are living in 2023 or 2024 and don’t want to know what happens later yet
I smoke a mixture of delirant herbs and dry industrial detergents to gain these insights. I’m no stanky time traveller.
Deleriant visions are considered equivalent to time travel under the SPARS Act of 2027. Under the Ex Post Facto Act of 2035 that gives me the authority to arrest you right now.
The Nic Cage sequel we need.
I love Wikipedia
What did you just call me‽
It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.
Happy Cake Day!
Still bummed.
I’m bummed almost no-one (including you) is posting links
I like this one, but to be fair the article it is summarising was never not going to be a little silly
is that the bird http one?
IP over avian carriers, yes
Why is it number 1 though
Reverse chronological order?
Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.
It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.
I don’t have a crazy or funny outline for you, but when it comes to humor and Wikipedia, almost every single act of pettiness on this very long page is pretty damn funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars
The best one actually has its own separate article dedicated to its pettiness:
Star Trek (I/i)nto Darkness
Main article: Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate
Is it “Into” or “into”? A simple capitalized letter led to, as xkcd neatly summed up, “Forty thousand words of debate”, before suggesting the “compromise” solution of “* StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs *”. Here’s what the horrifying talk page looked like when the xkcd comic was published. A summary of the results was necessary to keep things sane. And that’s over three months before the film’s opening. Starfleet representatives have neglected to comment.
Anyone got a link to this?
I hope your butter is always too cold to spread
May your microwave’s beep volume increase 1% per week indefinitely
One time I wrote a program that would convert a wikipedia article into plain text then run that through the
saycommand in mac os terminal.For a while I’d put my computer to reading me a wikipedia article to fall asleep to. Or maybe I was trying to learn subconsciously through sleep or something, can’t remember.
But what I do remember is that listening to the article on The Fermi Paradox, read to me by a robot voice, seemed kind of theatrical and badass, just how it reads.
This was like 15 years ago so I don’t know if the article still reads badass.
