I’ll pass on the Billie Irish.
fart sound
I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
Thank you for this deeply personal report, boss
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
I’m a humble biologist by trade. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
I’m not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.
I said I was humble. I’m sure as shit not normal.
I’m a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.
That is quite the description indeed.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper.
Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?
Everyone knows girls jeans don’t have functional pockets.
Not sure if this is a woosh or if you’re just rollin’ with it.
I disagreed more with Guinness tasting metallic…
Oh dear.
Laszlo?
Michael Scott No Meme!
Bro is already triggered.
I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
Imagine what the Guinness people are thinking about this…
I am the Guinness people. ^^
That was indeed the joke.
Not enough Guinness I guess :)
I mean, it’s only 3:40 pm where I live now. But later? Sure!
Pfft, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world
This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
It’s not a hate crime the first time.
This is what Brexit did to Ireland.
Where my hydro homies at in these times of need?
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Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
The Billie Irish
Seriously, make this name a thing if it isn’t already
How is monster denser than Guiness…
Guinness isn’t that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.
Nitrogen gas
Pretty sure CO2 is more dense than nitorogen.
Nitrogen also doesn’t like to dissolve in water so as to why they add it make no sense to me
Source, I brew beer
Guinness is charged with nitrogen and CO2
I’m not sure about cans but I doubt it as I stated before, nitrogen basically can’t dissolve into water. I know guinness is typically forced through restrictor plate which uses beer gas (25% Nitrogen 75% CO2) for the extra pressure needed. That massive head is all the nitrogen leaving solution
Nitrogen dissolves poorly, but enough of it remains to cause the different density that allows a black and tan to float, or this abomination. You say you homebrew, but aren’t even willing to look up this information and argue with internet strangers about it.
There is so little nitrogen that you can basically rule it out. The biggest factor would be HFCS (fructose)
And who said home brew?
Also isn’t that particular monster nitrogenated too?
Co2 has a density of 1.98g/L vs nitrogen 1.25g/L
Liver failure.
It tastes like blood because you’re going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
Cobra’s Venom
It’s cobra’s mist you trole twu
I messed it up because Cobes owns my sad pathetic life.
Just guessing, but looks like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
this looks fucking radioactive
Heart attack juice
