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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

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  • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I think I have what you are looking for

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I’ll get one and report back

    • Justin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

      • LinyosT@sopuli.xyz
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        YUH

  • Kühe sind toll@feddit.de
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    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Great to have a tutorial!

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    Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don’t need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m not asking for posture advice, I’m asking how to remove it

      • PilferJynx@lemmy.world
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        Oh well then… I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.

        • LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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          No head, no ache.

    • fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Any exercises you would recommend in particular?

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn’t have it, why should I

      • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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        Snail also has no dick cut it off

        • Melllvar@startrek.website
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          Quite the contrary, actually. Snail porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU

          • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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            I meant female snails

            • Melllvar@startrek.website
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              They, too, have impressive penises.

          • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            Snails love the D

          • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://www.piped.video/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Big agree

          • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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            Username checks out

            • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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              🚫🍌

    • Vespair@lemm.ee
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      So what, you think you’re just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus’s face

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      Can’t be a neckbeard if you have no neck.

  • SomeBoyo@feddit.de
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    1000081523

    This guy might help

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts

      • SomeBoyo@feddit.de
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        Don’t worry, the rest is free of charge

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          That’s nice at least

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    deleted by creator

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      See that’s good and all but what I want is to remove it, not fix a posture problem.

      • Ook the Librarian@lemmy.world
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        Wow, you’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          It’s true!

        • InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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          I would do anything to make my life feel better, except anything that makes my life feel better.

      • wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz
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        don’t say that im helping you

  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    Snap it back into place!

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      That won’t remove it, that will correct it

  • mrfriki@lemmy.world
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    Call your local predator.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Seems expensive, any DIY methods?

      • fiercekitten@lemm.ee
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        Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?

  • THE MASTERMIND@lemmy.today
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    Rip it out like a man you wimp

    /s

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it’ll delete other parts that I want to keep.

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        Then glue them back on. Just do it, coward!

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  • brb@sh.itjust.works
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    Pull it out

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don’t want to delete

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        It’s like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that’s attached to it will stay in place.

        Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.

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      Finish him!

  • Battle Masker@lemmy.world
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    Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch

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      https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/c/c7/Ssf43d-s4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111118134158

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    Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.

    Barring physical issues preventing it, that’s it.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      No, no you’ve misunderstood the question.

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        So you’re afraid to try? Good news then, you’re already spineless! 😈

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’m afraid

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    Vote

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      For?

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    Close your eyes

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