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minus-squareJakdracula@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65·10 months agoJust throw yourself at the ground and miss.
minus-squareBolexForSoup@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-210 months agoNow there’s a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
minus-squareSzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·10 months agoExperienced people will tell you that the key is to be distracted before you hit the ground. Of course, most people’s experience is short lived since they’re not experienced enough of to die trying.
minus-squarefallingcats@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoI’ve never once missed. I’m just that good
minus-squareSombyr@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoEvery time I hear this, I imagine somebody jumping into a belly flop, but instead of falling just yeeting over the horizon at the speed if light.
Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Now there’s a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
Experienced people will tell you that the key is to be distracted before you hit the ground.
Of course, most people’s experience is short lived since they’re not experienced enough of to die trying.
I’ve never once missed. I’m just that good
And don’t panic!
Every time I hear this, I imagine somebody jumping into a belly flop, but instead of falling just yeeting over the horizon at the speed if light.