Sometimes I get in my car, blackout for 45min and just find myself at waffle squarf at 2am.
Your car must be hungry, does the food you provide it fulfil all of its dietary needs?
I go to gas squarf weekly for car
We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!
Yeah, but I live in the Chicago area, and with all the trouble some folks have had here with their electric squarves in this bitter cold, they’re thinking about switching back to gas squarfs.
I go to ass squarf.
You can get it,.02 cents cheaper at the Spuarf’n’Go, but that’s over county lines and they can’t sell liquor after 5, so, what’s the point?
Is that from the drugs or alcohol?
I thought this place looked stupid familiar but I thought it was a chain
Turns out no, it’s the only one, wow, small world
The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.
The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.
Pizza huts in the ecology of chain restaurants, are equivalent to whatever provides hermit crabs their shells.
Its gotta be a land development company under the guise of a pizza place, because there are no fewer than 6 old pizza hut building in my community, that are very clearly but no longer Pizza Huts. In-fact, Pizza Hut just, sold their old building, and guess what. We’re getting a new pizza hut.
They must make those roofs out of discarded crusts or something to keep costs down.
The grease adds water repellency.
If so it was before Aug. 2007, which is as far back as Google Maps goes.
Used to be one in Citrus Heights. It was gross. Wouldn’t expect any less.
Waffle Square is known around the world in both Thailand and India
They seem to have gone from Square => Squarf and then remodeled.
They did not embrace the Squarf.
Ops picture has waffle square but the line on the e is either burnt out or peeling off.
Yeah, this is from the Google Maps business page from last year. The E turned to F around 2020 based on other photos. I guess they remodeled the whole thing instead just fixing it.
The first photo on Google Maps where the E looks damaged is in Apr. 2019. Then it just kept getting worse.
Sounds like an Interdimensional Cable commercial off Rick and Morty
It sounds to me like a Welcome to Nightvale ad. But similar ideas
My thoughts exactly!
Just sent it to my sister who’s a huge wtnv nerd too, with the same kind of comment. Just fits somehow.
Must go. Waffle. Squarf. Must. Consume.
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimisquarfed.
Senor Cardgage, is that you?
See? Cardgage is so cool, his character intro video probably just cursed us all for life!
Ahh, the setting of this classic short film: https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ
I didn’t know they made a film out of the story.
Ain’t it awesome‽
They communicate by flapping their meat
Damn, that’s a really interesting short film 👍.
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They cash cab guy and Chris from the wire in the same short‽ Insanity!
I feel like Squarf is a better name…
Or possibly…
IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW
You guys smarmfin’ over here?
There’s one state, I believe Indiana, where the big chain Waffle House operates under the name Waffle Shoppe. This is because there was already a preexisting mom and pop Waffle House in the area.
Correction: it’s “Waffle and Steak,” and they stopped doing that in 2005.
Yep. I’m from Indiana (I live here again) and we used to go to the Indiana version of the Waffle House and play Risk all night because we were wild and crazy teenagers. It was like Denny’s but scuzzier.
‘Denny’s but scuzzier’ describes Waffle House perfectly
How is that even possible
It’s gone now and these photos don’t do the scuzziness justice, but-
This was the building. It was so shitty, they razed it to the ground when the place closed.
Here’s a picture of the inside which doesn’t show the lack of cleanliness very well.
Also, like every town weirdo ate there for some reason. Which made it good for people watching.
There was a claw machine at the entrance. I kicked ass at that claw machine. I won like 10 stuffed animals to give to my dog to tear into pieces.
EDIT: Also, the fry cook had a Frankenstien’s Monster head. Like he looked like Boris Karloff in the monster make-up except without the bolts. So fucking weird.
Lol I enjoyed this exposé into your local greasy spoon. Here’s to scuzzy diners!
Is Waffle Squarf in Azerbaijan or North Korea?
And it’s in an old Pizza Hut restaurant
Right next door to HHGregg. They’re Havaving a Summummer Sale
Someone needs to send that video to George Lucas, king of unnecessary double letters at the end of names.
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The Interdimensional Hole Of Portals has some fierce competition.
Finally, a good fucking restaurant
L’Shana Haba’ah B’Waffle Squarf!
If Waffle Squarf served us Sandbliches but they were not glistening, it would have been enough.
Da-da da da!
