Sent this to my English wife who spent all weekend cooking for us all, wish me luck fam
Come on, don’t leave us hanging. What happened?
He died
In a British supermarket I’ve seen pork tenderloin labelled
not vegan
not vegetarian
not halal
gluten-freenot for the EU
There’s already so much plastic in my body, why shouldn’t I eat the Legos?
Sharp corners.
I’m not swallowing them whole. I have teeth. 😬 <- see? lol
Because you’ll eventually have to poop them.
That’s the best part!
Br*tain is such an awful country 🤮🤮🤮
Speaking as a Brit - the country is fine, it’s the British who are awful
Specifically the Tories.
And what paradise do you live?
i bet he’s french lol
They have my condolences.
eww, stop using Fr*nch words!
Shit they’ve gotten me, escape if you can.
The US, a better country than Br*tain in most ways <3
Your culture is as boring as can be, your food trash, your politicians even more authoritarian and pro-surveillance than ours, your environment completely overtaken by cities and farms without an inch of the unspoiled wild remaining.
Judging by your avatar, you dry humped your waifu just half an hour ago, and now you’re insulting an entire country. Your parents must be so proud of you. Did you not get a Nintendo Switch for Christmas, or what? Is that why you’re being such an ass?
I know some people can be very very stupid, but I can’t imagine anyone being stupid enough to eat a piece of British food.
*eat
Thanks. Fixed.
We live in a world where we have to repeat to some people over and over again: “The Joker is NOT a role model”.
ok?
so?
Ironic you’re posting this at Christmas time, since a British Christmas dinner is a gift from God himself that mankind is unworthy to enjoy.
lemmy.world mfs go crazy lmfao
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British is a nationality it encompasses English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish.
ok?
Wales doesn’t exactly have fantastic food and Scotland’s food is all deep fried. As a W*lsh “person” I will admit that england has the best food on the island.
Should say American food since most of it is actual poison and the UK regulates carcinogens in their food unlike the FDA in the US…
br*tish ppl found my post 🤢
Actually I’m American. Just able to critically think and see how disgusting it is that our gov cares more about lobbiest money than the people. Idk why it seems you can’t fathom someone from America being critical of it lol.
I wonder what country OP is from…
bro is angy
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