Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.
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That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).
Oh no, I should make some calls.
I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter
And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.
So, just the normal way?
I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people’s brains, so… I can’t be that sure.
✨michael jackson✨
Poor entertain homo dog
New band name! Callled it.
Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *
I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.
Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that’s enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?
isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?
No, that’s a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve–or lose–enlightenment, and once you’ve extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.
Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).
I’m ABORTION
I’m Make You Blind
I’m Michael Jackson
Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.
Michael Jackson? Is that you?
(homo dog)
Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!
Is this a warning or a manual?
1: weird manual
2: ???
3:
Orgies, veganism and 8 hours of sleep. Noted.
They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives
I… have sooo many questions…
Remember kids: always pay for sex
Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner’s or the Time Cube?
You’re spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here…
(Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)
Lmao, this is high quality shit posting
Sounds like my kinda party.
