Captain Jack is a fartface–barrrrffff…
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Cake day: September 18th, 2023
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9·20 days agoThe annoyed look on Misato’s face is the cherry on top.
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
“What website do I go to to kick your ass?”
glances into mirror
Oh.
Right.
…Shit.
I’M GOING TO RELEASE THE BEES!
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
It helps me know that you have exquisite taste. 👍
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
GET OUTTA HERE, MONSTA! WE WORK FOR OUR MONEY!
6·3 months agoTake a wild guess…
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth man o’ war.
17·3 months agoWhen you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
FINALLY.
"Tell you what, man, talkin’ about dang ol’ E-girls, talkin’ about gettin’ on that Internet, man, goin’ double-u-double-double-u, click-click-click, nearly fell outta my dang ol chair, man, talkin’ about these girls, man, with the colors and the hair and the faces, man, talkin’ about stoppin’ my dang ol’ heart, man, talkin’ about…dang ol’…liked and subscribed, yo. "
Ah, Coop. Operating entirely on vibes and damn fine coffee.
Keep throwing Tibetan rocks at glass bottles, you absolute maniac.