Bonus: Alex Hirsch is the creator of Gravity Falls
There was a Scary Door episode about this.
Calling something out to be the plot of a fictional television series inside of a fictional universe and television series is wild stuff.
Anyone who would willingly listen to an AI-generated podcast is a person I have zero interest in ever interacting with. I feel like once you learn someone is actually doing that, a serious intervention is required.
Based alex hirsch moment
Common W moment
Why is he so interested in having people upload schedules of what their kids are doing?
He’s kind of the most evil business man ever, because:
- he believes/knows climate change to be real
- he understands that society reducing its energy consumption has the power to reduce or reverse climate change
- nonetheless, Sam Altman sells a product that does almost nothing, (certainly doesn’t do what it says on the tin very well)
- and is relying on everyone massively increasing their energy consumption to power the roll-out of this.
Avoiding the obvious reference to fiddling, I think these tech companies need kids to be as reliant and addicted to their products as possible. TikTok and Youtube were the trailblazers in the electronic addiction economy.
And also knowing your children’s schedule is a good predictor for wealth.
funny thing is the techbros own kids are shielded away fromthe brainrot, they made sure they go to montiserri private school away from tech. they need future customers, not thier own kids, which would have thier own agency.
Adults are stubborn and set in their ways. Kids are easier to mould to new ideas.
If they can get the kids hooked on AI tools, they’ll run with it until they’re old enough to be making the decisions and by then they’ll want the tools they’ve grown up using: AI.
It’s a marketing strategy, and an effective one at that.
That, and Altmans probably got a comfortable seat on the Epstein list.
Sam allegedly raped his sister.
Source?
Does sound familiar.
IDK what the best source would be, but there are many (Reuters?).
Thank you!
Yes, Reuters has covered it extensively.
- https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/
- https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/openai-ceo-altman-seeks-dismissal-sisters-punitive-damages-claims-sexual-abuse-2026-04-16/
- https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/sam-altmans-sister-loses-lawyers-her-sexual-abuse-lawsuit-against-openai-ceo-2026-04-27/
Thank you!
What an extra piece of shit.
I haven’t heard that one (I’m sooo surprised, not) but do you have a link?
This is what someone needs to push, you know why, I know why, now let the world know why!!
Because they want the next generations to be as completely addicted to and reliant on their product for everything as possible. And because he’s rich, and has rich friends, so… you know. :/
his master, anti-christ thiel demands it thats why.
How else are they going to sell targeted advertising?
Toy Story 6: Bonnie gets abducted by Altman.
The actual, boring answer is because family calendars can get complicated quickly and then ore people are involved and updating them the easier it is to miss something. So the use case of “will help you keep track of what the fuck is going on” is a legitimate advertising angle.
In an absurd sense, it’s similar to the “oops, we forgot to put the safeties on and our super clever bot totally autonomously did something insanely sophisticated. Don’t worry, we fixed it though”. Anything sophisticated enough to stalk and harass a journalist is more than capable of planning a meeting.
Anything capable of putting together a podcast about everything going on is more than capable of actually sending you a reliable reminder for a doctor’s appointment for your second kid that you weren’t told about, or letting you know that you’re not free Wednesday at 1 when talking with the repair person.
I have two young kids, complicated health and a demanding international job. A simple calendar app is more than adequate. No “intelligence” required. And why is your bot listening in to your discussion with the repair person, did you ask their permission first? What else is it listening to, and who is profiting off that information?
I get that it’s a fun toy, but you really have some big blind spots to paint this stuff as acceptable, let alone desirable.
Oh, I didn’t say it was acceptable or desirable. I guess that’s why the downvotes.
I think that’s what they’re advertising, as opposed to the people who think it’s a deep plot to hook kids or something.
The free shared group calendar that comes with my stuff is all I use for a similar setup. Only thing I wish it had was a better ability to notify me if someone else added an event, since I regularly have conversations with contractors or whatever where I say anytime should be fine, and then immediately have to backpedal when checking the calendar.
But for clarification, I don’t want what I described and I don’t think they can actually do most if any of what they imply with these backhanded advertisments.
I just think “manage the schedules of a busy family” is one of the most tried “wholesome” advertising gambits.
NOT talking to Your Children is the EXACT Family Values JESUS teaches!
-Republicans!
Jesus didn’t even have kids. Based
Thank you for your Attention in this Matter.
This is what psychopaths think parenting is.
Wasn’t this stuff supposed to cure cancer? Instead, it’s making podcasts?
There are versions of these machine learning and statistical programs that are making headway in all sorts of medical research. That was, and is still happening.
I am starting to think that this whole ai push, along with making all these companies insane amounts of money at the cost of regular folks, is ultimately to further attack the human intelligence. The number of people I know personally and secondhand that let chatgpt make all their decisions, even the simplest ones. And they’ll use it as a truth source, treat it like a person (it’s not even anything close to approaching intelligence). It’s going to go poorly for us as a whole.
is there even much money in curing cancer?
On the instant I knew this was a satire.
Then I looked who the OP was.
Fucking can’t make this shit up.
Imagine sitting around all day thinking of every way to stop people from thinking for themselves 🤯
When your goal is to control the masses that’s exactly what you want.
Then imagine sitting around all day finding ways to control the masses
These people are fucking sick
this must be the reason you hate the internet
A reason.
I got a list.
When I first read this I didn’t think anything of it cause I thought it was some rando
Now I’m realizing it’s Sam Altman 😭
Same, I thought it was some linkedin lunatic 😨
It is
chatgpt solving reptilian problems that nobody has
peter thiel is anagram for reptile, and sam altman, satan’s lamb.
peterthiel
thereptilesamaltman
satanlammThe first kinda checks out, but the second definitely doesn’t. If you interpret it as German, Satan-Lamm kinda works if you ignore the fact that it should be Satanslamm in that composition.
Le Sam Altman = Me Mall Satan
Me Mall Santa similarly works
Did chatgpt tell you those are anagrams?
did he hear it on the podcast that he’d generated
These people are using the hallucination generator to hallucinate hallucinations that help them hallucinate more hallucinations
I mean atleast show the effort to search actual podcasts that might interest your kid rather than having chatgpt produce made-up ones. But then searching doesn’t burn as many tokens and it is Sam Altman who is suggesting this lol.
Is this why there’s a limited life expectancy for dynasties?















