The search function has never been the same since vista. I’m not doing a web search from the search bar. I am specifically searching for files on my computer. F-off. And now I’m constantly asked to save to some cloud I don’t give a shit about.

Or a dirt tan from heavy industry and coal.

It’s really good at something. The MBAs just haven’t figured it out yet.

He’s feeding dogs in heaven now. Also here on earth too.

The fact this company is still around makes me think someone with a lot of money is trying to promote the concept every so often just to see if the public might finally accept this ludicrous idea. A company being around for 15 years with 0 sales and just a concept means someone wants this to happen but thinks the only problem is that they haven’t figured out the right pitch.

I love notepad for deleting all formatting so word doesn’t take a massive shit when I paste things into it from other documents.

If the massage before yours is taking too long do you go in and finish them off?

Drink 2 Mountain Dews to unlock more searches.

Kagi isn’t bad at not serving up crap, but it requires a subscription eventually.

Also it’s completely not repairable. Don’t get something bespoke unless you can afford it.

Also, the way SEO is gamed, it’s really hard to unenshittify the internet. It’s not just their ads, it’s everyone making fake bullshit that pulls the right levers to get to the top of a search.

Why would I google something when the first answer is an inferior AI to chatgpt. I’ll just use a better AI.

Reinventing the wheel.

We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.

A sock for every puppet.

Drink two Mountain Dew to unlock hand cuffs.

His gremlins can’t chatgpt their way through the code so he wants it migrated so he can fuck with it or steal money, probably both.

Ass to ass

Some of us are only here to crank hog.

While AI David Bowie sings you rock lullabies.