I mean, yeah. Not even a joke.

By adding artificial ham flavoring. This stuff lists itself as being vegan. Not sure about the walmart beans though.

Maybe the screen process wasn’t as good when mother had to look. Small rocks are just going to be something that gets picked up occasionally if they’re being machine harvested.

I will never remember his name. He will always be The Bean Guy to me.

"That’s just the spark son. The excuse we’ve been waiting for. America’s wanted this war for years. "

They were going to make any attack on anyone an excuse for more violence on their part.

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That happened to my mother. Now she wants me to fix that shit and I just tell her I don’t know how to.

I didn’t hate the movie, but it shouldn’t have been the middle part of a trilogy that he didn’t have control over.

The only one I give a shit about is pets, but all the others are good reasons to avoid other human beings.

It gets weird when gossips try telling you about their neighborhood and don’t understand why you’re uninterested.

They look like every other SUV on the market. These things are designed by committee and focus groups.

USB chargers.

“Dongles” are wire to wire USB adapters for computers. Sound “cards”, Ethernet adapters, video adapters.

What happens if you’re injured and can’t climb back up?

It was pretty bad and all the problems were changes from the comic. The comic had the timetable for everything much more believable and went into the benefits of surrogates.

Surrogates was a terrible movie.

It’s one of those status things. They don’t have to take the rings off because they’re wealthy. Fair skin or white cloths meant you didn’t do manual manual outside. Nowadays, tan skin means you have enough downtime to either go to the beach or tanning salon.

Bring codpieces back!

Yeah, except this was irl at a lan part. Where they could see the woman’s lack of response. Whether they came with their boyfriend or alone, they never showed up to a second time.

“girls don’t play video games”

It’s just one joke, over and over again. I’m a guy, but one of the reasons I stopped going to lan parties was hearing this same few jokes again and again whenever a woman showed up. If it wasn’t a woman, it would be something else from the limited number of topics and opinions they had. When it wasn’t frustrating, it was simply boring.