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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoI dunno if Kermit would prefer frogs over pigs.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 hours agoThis reminds me pf a great pickup line. It only works on someone you already know. You tell her “We’d be a great couple. Like Kermit and Miss Piggy!” “Am I Miss Piggy in this?” “What? No. You’re obviously Kermit because you’re smart and lanky, and I’m Miss Piggy because I’m a natural star.”
I dunno if Kermit would prefer frogs over pigs.
This reminds me pf a great pickup line. It only works on someone you already know.
You tell her “We’d be a great couple. Like Kermit and Miss Piggy!”
“Am I Miss Piggy in this?”
“What? No. You’re obviously Kermit because you’re smart and lanky, and I’m Miss Piggy because I’m a natural star.”
Poor Jeremiah.