For some reason, my client messed up today and the images go with all the wrong posts. When I first say the image, it was a great moment:
Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.
“Unused.”
“Cat won’t sniff at it since it was washed.”
This is S-tier trolling.
Not used - no one used it
Used - used
Unused - factory reset with minor wear and tear
mint - sprayed mint on it
marketplace logic
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Image of the cat.
Well done.
I like that I can return it if its too big for my cat
Ha silly thats one of those wine corks
Okay but “Can return if your cat shows no interest” is objectively excellent customer service
Sure, but cat interest is a moving, empty-headed target.
Oh, that isn’t the only thing that wore off.
