What next? I’m not allowed to lick them in hopes that someone’s been using their genitals to press them?
This is what finally drove home the message that we’re living under fascism for me
I read it as: Boobs are still allowed.
I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.
They had the courage to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.
Takes balls and an impressive imune system
Huh, I assumed it took dick to dickpress a button. Color me surprised.
But it doesn’t count if you have to hold it in your hand to do it. It must be done hands free.
You’re feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you’re not even allowed to press the elevator buttons with your genitals.
New idea. Elevator with a thrust hole. Fuck the hole the number of times for what floor you want to go to
excellent idea
I got carried away and now I’m going to the roof 😢
Not trying to be sexist or anything, but how would this apply to women? (I’m trying to picture this…)
I know some girls with huge cocks who would take this sign as a challenge
There really is no application in this for a woman. Long shot but maybe an erect nipple?
Repressed mormons be wildin!’
Yep, that’s Utah alright
