Fucking no

These people somehow take themselves seriously

30 year mortgage means you pay for the house twice with interest. 50 year mortgage means paying for the house 3x.

This must be an image of the 3rd or 4th attempt

The AI girlfriend isn’t FOR musk, its to keep him busy to protect other potential baby mommas.

First good use of AI

Kcal… 2,500,000 calories

New anime plot, get to work

I think this is my favorite comment on all of lemmy right now. Only thing left to do is have an AI commercial made of Slumber Shitter 5000.

Mouse bites cure all

Yeah I have that debuff too. If it were a game I would start it over.

You sir are broken.

Carry on.

Lady is probably a grandma by now

Why do i feel like I was watching a How To Basic video? I was expecting the cat to be pelted by eggs by the end.

100 million a year in taxes? Fucking hah, they will get a 2 million dollar tax rebate from the local government

Fake sweedish gag accent works quite well here

Jfc

A robot would climb up your bum to steal your poo while you sleep

Well if we could try that era’s tax policies again, but without Jim crow this time, that would be a great starting point…

I have been fantasizing about figuring out where epstien is buried, digging his evil ass up and catapulting his corpse onto the white house lawn.

That would force them to release the files. It is so outrageous that it would get national attention, and people would support it because RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTIEN FILES.