In a mouse model. The mice don’t have alzheimers they have… something we gave them that looks like it… Hopefully it is similar enough

Dude i didnt know harambe had such a fat ass

I would say your lack of friends is probably more pressing of an issue and likely related to your lack of relationship experience.

I offer you the same advice as for men. Work on friendships before you worry about intimate relationships. Friends can become relationships, but ideally they don’t and instead you meet people through friends who can vouch for you to their friends that your not psycho or a waste of someone’s time.

Ever try hanging out at a crowded bar? Anywhere where you have to show id to enter should help.

Also, do you have female friends? You should be hanging out with them and doing things where you meet people as a group.

A nice Christmas card with a handwritten personal note just saying how much you really have appreciated their kindness this past year. It doesn’t need to be detailed, just an honest and simple recognition and appreciation means a lot.

By constantly modeling respectful good behavior and correcting them when they are rude or mean to each other.

Fucking no

These people somehow take themselves seriously

30 year mortgage means you pay for the house twice with interest. 50 year mortgage means paying for the house 3x.

This must be an image of the 3rd or 4th attempt

The AI girlfriend isn’t FOR musk, its to keep him busy to protect other potential baby mommas.

First good use of AI

Kcal… 2,500,000 calories

New anime plot, get to work

I think this is my favorite comment on all of lemmy right now. Only thing left to do is have an AI commercial made of Slumber Shitter 5000.

Mouse bites cure all

Yeah I have that debuff too. If it were a game I would start it over.

You sir are broken.

Carry on.

Lady is probably a grandma by now

Why do i feel like I was watching a How To Basic video? I was expecting the cat to be pelted by eggs by the end.

100 million a year in taxes? Fucking hah, they will get a 2 million dollar tax rebate from the local government