how could I pass up an offer like that?

Having sex with staff (consensually) > public masturbation

Hi, got a staff here.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes

“When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?”

I work in a clothing store, I will “assist” you in the fitting room if you bring me a bag of cookies from the nearby cookie stand.

Does that cost extra?

Hopefully the staff have good hand washing procedures.

Assistance please