Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1196arrow-down19
arrow-up1187arrow-down1message-squareWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareLembot_0006@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoAnd toilet paper – clean asses. Benzin – clean roads. Drugs – cemeteries. Alcohol – liver.
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoSigns of depression: holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face having children show you drawings of happy people being constantly stuck in the rain
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·2 days agoI need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoDon’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoYes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoYou want political toilet paper?
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoIf they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
minus-squareXeroxCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 hours agoThose guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoYeah I don’t care about softness and ply count. Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
And toilet paper – clean asses.
Benzin – clean roads.
Drugs – cemeteries.
Alcohol – liver.
Signs of depression:
holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face
having children show you drawings of happy people
being constantly stuck in the rain
Bucket listed
I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
Wait. You aren’t?!?
hairy cartoon animal butts
You want political toilet paper?
If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
Those guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower
The ones with the bears
Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.
Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!