I feel like I’m 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.

Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?

    • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world
      30·
      8 hours ago

      This isn’t new behavior. He’s been incontinent for decades. Look up people telling stories about working on “The Apprentice”, the folks that worked on it called it “The Shit Show”.

      • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
        15·
        6 hours ago

        I’m only a secondhand source at best, but one of my customers works for city hall and says she met him once, and while she doesn’t know if it was shit or BO, he smells atrocious. I forget her exact words, but ‘dumpster fire’ would have been a kind estimate.

        • FatVegan@leminal.space
          3·
          3 hours ago

          I mean you just know he smells terrible. The mix of old fat guy paired with whatever his orange taint, and hairspray and perfume would smell like. All that mixed with a loaded diaper